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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2017 11:24:49 GMT
Ferrari 430 Scuderia veers off motorway in South Yorkshire and bursts into flames an hour after new owner had collected it. Haha shame! |
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Post by MartinT on Jul 28, 2017 12:09:26 GMT
Was said new owner fully conversant with its power and pointy nature?
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Post by Mr Whippy on Jul 29, 2017 16:02:54 GMT
Apple ceasing production of their music players.
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Post by stanleyb on Aug 7, 2017 8:00:02 GMT
The body of a man who was reported missing a month ago has been found at his house.
A large-scale search was held in an attempt to find him, involving divers, mountain rescue and police dogs.
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Post by speedysteve on Aug 7, 2017 8:21:08 GMT
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Post by MartinT on Aug 7, 2017 9:14:57 GMT
I'm glad I moved to petrol hybrid when I did. A big diesel was fun, but the writing is on the wall for them now.
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Post by ChrisB on Aug 7, 2017 18:21:33 GMT
I see the trade embargo on North Korea has caused a new shortage of dictatorship paraphernalia. If you take a look at the image below, you'll see that Kim has had to take drastic measures due to the tightening grip of the evil west. He's cunningly thwarted the enemy and raided his hifi for the necessary equipment. Cable risers to support his pointy-stick and record clamps for paperweights.  |
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Post by Mr Whippy on Aug 7, 2017 19:30:39 GMT
BT's new kiosks being rolled out in Camden high street. Offering free calls, super high speed internet and charging of electrical devices. Advertising accounts for the services being free. 900 are planned for major cities.  |
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Post by MartinT on Aug 7, 2017 20:57:07 GMT
So... the porn page you request is shown on the big screen for all to see?
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Post by Mr Whippy on Aug 7, 2017 21:31:42 GMT
The big screen shown is the advertisements. However, the display used will be open for others to see, as will the sound. You have to use your earphones if you don't want others to listen in.
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Post by Mr Whippy on Aug 15, 2017 5:45:11 GMT
Big Ben to be silenced for a four year restoration.
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Post by MartinT on Aug 15, 2017 7:25:09 GMT
I did boggle at that. Four years?
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Post by Mr Whippy on Aug 15, 2017 9:15:12 GMT
It did say 4 years on the news last night. I did wonder if it was an error.
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Post by Mr Whippy on Aug 15, 2017 11:47:38 GMT
Yes. 4 years, commencing next Monday.
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Post by Slinger on Aug 15, 2017 14:41:38 GMT
Apparently Ben's Bongs will still be available for occasions such as Remembrance Sunday according to the BBC News.
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Post by Mr Whippy on Aug 15, 2017 18:29:38 GMT
Health & Safety succeeds where the Luftwaffe failed.
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Post by Mr Whippy on Aug 16, 2017 19:19:36 GMT
Seems Theresa May thinks a 4 year long silence is not on.
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Post by Slinger on Aug 16, 2017 19:21:03 GMT
Seems Theresa May thinks a 4 year long silence is not on. She certainly knows how to prioritise things doesn't she?  |
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Post by tim1750 on Aug 16, 2017 20:22:23 GMT
Also available to ring in the new year
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Post by mikeyb on Aug 16, 2017 22:25:54 GMT
Also available to ring in the new year That's very good of you 😊 |
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