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Post by MartinT on Mar 20, 2018 20:01:48 GMT
"I re-fuse".
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Post by MikeMusic on Mar 21, 2018 10:14:09 GMT
Got that all wrong of course What Leo needs to say first is Turn it up dad  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2018 11:18:13 GMT
He's learnt to dance, which is quite funny... he sits there jiggling about all over the place when music is on |
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Post by MikeMusic on Mar 21, 2018 14:45:15 GMT
Great. Getting into the groove.
I've not had experience of babies and toddlers except when I was a lot younger.
Grand daughter no.1 dances an awful lot and that surprised me.
Is it a toddler thing ?
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Post by MikeMusic on Mar 21, 2018 16:06:03 GMT
The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2018 16:19:26 GMT
Haha - Very good!
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Post by Slinger on Mar 21, 2018 16:23:23 GMT
He's learnt to dance, which is quite funny... he sits there jiggling about all over the place when music is on I find this very age-ist. If little Leo does it, it's cute. If I do it people just accuse me of being drunk. So? What if they are right?  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2018 16:35:59 GMT
He's learnt to dance, which is quite funny... he sits there jiggling about all over the place when music is on I find this very age-ist. If little Leo does it, it's cute. If I do it people just accuse me of being drunk. So? What if they are right? Hehe! |
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Post by MikeMusic on Mar 22, 2018 14:55:05 GMT
Dirty, white Ford Focus estate by the side of the road.
Written in the dirt on the back end
"WHITE"
Reminds me of my favourites.
Don't wash, plant spuds now
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Wish my wife was this dirty
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Post by MikeMusic on Mar 23, 2018 8:56:52 GMT
Football's Foreign Legion TV prog about foreign footballers coming to the UK In the Tivo description Sports Non Event Harsh but fair |
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Post by MartinT on Mar 23, 2018 10:04:32 GMT
<yawn>!
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Post by Slinger on Mar 24, 2018 14:19:09 GMT
It was a grudging sort of laugh, followed by a sad smile, but...
Remember when an 11-week stay wasn't really all that remarkable for an album at the top of the charts? Remember when sales of 465,000 wouldn't have got you into the top 3 for one week, let alone eleven? Remember when we had real stars with real personalities who shifted so many albums it was almost easier to measure the amount in tonnage?
Sometimes I hate the future. They never mentioned this on 'Tomorrow's World.' Oh, and according to most reviewers, The Greatest Showman is a crap film.
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Post by MikeMusic on Mar 27, 2018 8:26:06 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Mar 27, 2018 12:15:45 GMT
The Moroccan Football Federation has submitted one of the two bids to host the 2026 Football World Cup, competing with a joint bid from Canada, Mexico and the United States. Among the reasons it should be chosen to host the football World Cup in 2026, it says in its 193-page bid book, are Morocco's "exceptionally low murder rates" and "very low gun circulation." Normally this would raise a laugh due to the daftness of claiming things that are more likely to put people off rather than encourage them to award such a huge event...then you take another look at the countries in the joint bid that are competing with Morocco. Mexico had a murder rate of 21 per 100,000 population in 2017 - the highest figure since modern records began in 1997. An FBI report said the murder rate in the US was 5.3 per 100,000 people in 2016. Morocco says that it is "one of the safest countries in the world" and will offer "an ideal security environment" for the tournament. Suddenly those reasons don't look quite so daft, and although you may well still laugh like I did, it will be for a completely different reason. Crafty old Morocco might not have the gun crime but they've just stuck a knife into Mexico and America, and by association, Canada. SOURCE |
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Post by MikeMusic on Mar 28, 2018 9:11:29 GMT
Caught on Daschcam
Currently on Pick Channel 11 on Freeview
Some stunning accidents where people are ok or minor cuts and bruises....
Jaw dropping and stunningly stupid drivers. Others unlucky
Car being followed by the Fuzz has an accident.
Overweight guy gets out of the car and tries to run away. So slow I had to laugh to loud
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Post by MikeMusic on Mar 30, 2018 17:36:07 GMT
Cycling up quite steep hill. Catch sight of another cyclist behind me in my mirror. Probably a real cyclist. He'll be past little old me soon, still not 100% after a cold and cough....... No Took him some while to catch me. Eventually, at the top. "Morning" Morning back Ah he has a mate Morning Morning back No.2 comes alongside me as we descend, quite steep. We're going as fast as a car would. Being Mr. Polite I stop pedalling and freewheel to let him past. He stays alongside. Still freewheeling I'm catching up no.1 now so dab the brakes a few times, and a few more. Strange. Towards the bottom I pull the brakes harder to let no.2 past as I'm going right at the roundabout. When they went ahead out of hearing I laughed rather a lot. I'm not that heavy so either they were braking after overtaking me (scared ? we weren't going *that* fast) or I have highly superior wheel bearings |
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Post by Slinger on Mar 31, 2018 18:21:44 GMT
A BBC News 24 presenter who has just stumbled over her words and described Prof. Stephen Hawking as a "Theatrical Physicist"
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 2, 2018 10:56:47 GMT
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Post by MartinT on Apr 2, 2018 11:03:59 GMT
LOL!
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Post by ChrisB on Apr 2, 2018 12:44:20 GMT
I saw that too. I'm hoping to pop down there tonight for a spot of Evensnog.
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