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Post by MartinT on Mar 16, 2018 14:59:43 GMT
It's hilarious when you're batch building Windows laptops and they all start speaking at once!
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Post by MikeMusic on Mar 16, 2018 15:22:19 GMT
Not something you want to do at night with most of the lights off.
What's the talking bit about ?
Mine hasn't spoken to me, yet
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Post by steve on Mar 16, 2018 19:26:49 GMT
What made me laugh today?
The audiophile fuses thread.
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Post by Slinger on Mar 16, 2018 19:40:35 GMT
It's hilarious when you're batch building Windows laptops and they all start speaking at once! At least they didn't all start laughing.  |
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Post by MartinT on Mar 16, 2018 23:58:26 GMT
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Post by MikeMusic on Mar 17, 2018 10:47:21 GMT
Wonderful It leads into this |
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Post by MikeMusic on Mar 17, 2018 11:03:48 GMT
Gizmo. A Jack Russell Chihuahua cross, slightly bigger than a rabbit was startled by a couple of deer on our walk around the fields. Being hard he runs after them barking then looks back to see if we are all ok and checking how hard he was  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2018 0:55:11 GMT
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Post by Chris on Mar 19, 2018 5:07:45 GMT
Just watch the sympathy he garners. Sickening.
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Post by Chris on Mar 19, 2018 5:10:47 GMT
The fact I now start a week off.
Going to try and head up to Loch Ness for a couple of days.
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Post by ChrisB on Mar 19, 2018 7:04:49 GMT
Grrr. I've just finished a week off.
Have a good break, Chris.
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Post by MartinT on Mar 19, 2018 8:13:51 GMT
A complete waste of breathable air. |
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Post by MikeMusic on Mar 19, 2018 15:58:08 GMT
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shinny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful women who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2018 13:18:57 GMT
Laugh, no, smile, absolutely, teary-eyed, maybe a little.
Leo learnt to say Dadda today!!!
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Post by MartinT on Mar 20, 2018 13:32:26 GMT
Hah! My son's first word was 'Dada'. Well done for asserting hierarchy!!!
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Post by Slinger on Mar 20, 2018 13:42:32 GMT
Hah! My son's first word was 'Dada'. Well done for asserting hierarchy!!! I find it impressive that children of such a young age are interested in Avant-Garde European art. Do they also enjoy listening to Cabaret Voltaire? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2018 13:46:00 GMT
Hah! My son's first word was 'Dada'. Well done for asserting hierarchy!!! LOL |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2018 13:47:53 GMT
Hah! My son's first word was 'Dada'. Well done for asserting hierarchy!!! I find it impressive that children of such a young age are interested in Avant-Garde European art. Do they also enjoy listening to Cabaret Voltaire? Haha! Leo bought all his Mummy's, 1st Mother's Day presents too, so by the age of ten, I am expecting him to be running the country  |
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Post by MikeMusic on Mar 20, 2018 16:08:06 GMT
Laugh, no, smile, absolutely, teary-eyed, maybe a little. Leo learnt to say Dadda today!!! Great ! and next is "can we try another mains cable ? |
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Post by Slinger on Mar 20, 2018 16:43:47 GMT
Say "FUSE" Leo..."FUSE"...
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