Fantastic attention to detail and craftsmanship.
It makes me think of a little story....

Little Jimmy is in the living room playing with his train set. The train comes to a stop at the station and he yells out:
"All you b*st*rds who want to get off the f*ck*n' train, get the hell off now, because this is the f*ck*in' terminus! All you b*st*rds that are getting on the f*ck*n' train, get yerselves on the f*ck*n' train because we're going back where we f*ck*n'came from!"

His mother, who had been working in the kitchen immediately went into the room and told her son:
"We don't use that kind of language in this house. Go to your room for an hour. When you come out, you can play with your train set but I don't want to hear any of that bad language ever again."

An hour later, the boy came out of his room and continued playing with the train set. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard him say:
"All passengers who disembarking the train, please remember to take all your personal belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope you had a pleasant journey".

He continued:
"We hope you will travel with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage in the overhead compartments, please remember that there is a no smoking policy on this train. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".

".....and we must apologise for any inconvenience caused by the one-hour delay, please address any complaints to the b*tch in the kitchen."