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Post by Slinger on Dec 27, 2019 14:30:02 GMT
I've posted a few examples that I found funny in the past, but I thought the subject deserved its own post after I found this one. Technically it's actually Hong Konglish. I'm going to take a wild guess and say this cable actually has bugger-all to do with Cardas.
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Post by MartinT on Dec 27, 2019 14:53:37 GMT
So you mean it's 'Cardas'. There goes that apostrophe key again!
I've been searching for low frequency Mongolia all my life.
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Post by MikeMusic on Dec 27, 2019 15:20:07 GMT
Mongolia that's in Ethiopia isn't it?
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Post by MartinT on Dec 27, 2019 15:33:29 GMT
If only I had kept a C-Itoh printer manual from when I was a service engineer in the early 1980s. The Japlish service manual was hilarious.
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Post by Chris on Dec 28, 2019 13:36:57 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Dec 28, 2019 13:57:05 GMT
Got to love "Integrated classic 1969 pure armor amp, pure a little bit of sound is warm, the maximum volume output distortion is low, damping good, perfect control. Even HD650, K701 can also be driven by a mold."
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Post by MikeMusic on Dec 28, 2019 13:58:43 GMT
Better than my Chinese Like to see the fever components
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Post by MartinT on Dec 28, 2019 15:37:24 GMT
It also has "A large number of fever components".
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Post by Slinger on Dec 28, 2019 16:16:34 GMT
Keywords appear to be "fever," and "gall" for some reason. There is a definite gap in the market for anyone English who is able to speak Chinese and translate these things properly. It would spoil our fun though.
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Post by MartinT on Dec 28, 2019 17:45:47 GMT
The same thing happened with Japanese and now their translations are boring.
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Post by Chris on Dec 30, 2019 8:15:23 GMT
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Post by MartinT on Dec 30, 2019 12:13:03 GMT
They are certainly THE BEST!
I liked this "WARNING = BEWARE OF COUNTERFEIT ITEMS FROM CHINA"
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Post by MikeMusic on Dec 30, 2019 13:56:46 GMT
What a website !
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Post by Chris on Jan 4, 2020 9:45:17 GMT
Brilliant eh?
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Post by MikeMusic on Jan 4, 2020 10:47:07 GMT
If it had been done in the early days of the interweb then not good In 2020 appalling
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Post by julesd68 on Sept 3, 2021 17:48:31 GMT
Love this one I found today ...
"about two or three years ago, I soldered his bladder"
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Post by MartinT on Sept 3, 2021 21:50:20 GMT
Ouch!
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Post by MartinT on Sept 3, 2021 22:32:26 GMT
From a Gustard review...
"Low level plankton are decently resolved"
I've tried, but I just can't hear them.
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Post by MikeMusic on May 15, 2022 8:54:05 GMT
Work this one out ! AV-RECEIVER PIONEER VSX-C301 "Pioneer" is hard to suspect that he is - pretty powerful receiver. In the apparatus slim, at least on the front panel buttons, and almost the entire central part of the display is the indicator. Behind the VSX-C301 also bears little resemblance to the receiver: there is only aerial terminal, fan, four SCART'a and... no usual audio jacks RCA! Only a small "matrix" color clips for acoustics 5.1 shows the true purpose of this unit. Availability of traditional audio only on the front (for a pair of RCA analog audio plus optics) is compensated by switching capability video components . SCART connectors provide connections as the standard composite video channel and on the S-Video and RGB. Another feature of the VSX-C301 - mode AV-Direct, as part of the reinforcement is disabled, but the switch continues to operate. Manage VSX-C301 is simplified to the limit: choose a source handle smaller, more a handle set the desired volume. That's it. The other features are available with remote control, which can also be commanded TV, DVD- player, VCR, satellite receiver or another brand. The receiver is programmed sound installation for the rooms and the speakers of various sizes, a night view mode, limiting function and boost the high and low frequencies , dynamic range compression and selection dialogs. In the VSX-C301 is almost nothing else to set up - in it for this, and there are no special features (even TONE). Enough to go through the setup menu and unpretentious "to answer the questions", receiver. Let's start with the disadvantages. Soundstage VSX-301 stereo is neither depth nor any special localization accuracy. In addition, when playing signals with a complex spectrum and a high level of intelligibility slightly worse. All this suggests that the VSX-C301 bit lacking dynamics. Not everything is perfect, and the linearity of - you have to put up with a small deficit of low frequencies. Our test AudioPro Evidence for VSX-C301, to put it simply, were too "dry" column for this receiver . Yes, perhaps, too "transparent", as manifested in the upper range of color, which certainly did not appear in the source and not in the columns. But in the mid-range is and detailing, and a good harmonic study - Voice obtained vibrant and natural. That is why the receiver is good at playing a multi-channel mode! A lot depends on how picky dialogues, how to place and naturally reproduced the sounds of the surrounding space - with all of this at the VSX-C301 is no problem. Accuracy of the scene, linearity, dynamic quality - all this is not so important for the 5.1. For an adequate perception of tricks blockbusters does not really matter how true to the music and the sound of the crash or hit a fire extinguisher in the face of the protagonist. In multichannel mode, VSX-C301 guards only one - the aforementioned coloring in the upper range, for example, which sometimes makes less recognizable sound of rain in the movies. And a few more observations. The tuner will provide clean quiet stereo reception only with good FM-antenna. In the DTS receiver sounds softer, richer and more harmonious than the Dolby Digital - the ability to show the difference between the formats suggests that the audio channel VSX-C301 has all the same good sound resolution. And we note another interesting feature, which is available to the user VSX-S301. Advanced Surround Music, in contrast to all known " uluchshayzerov" emphasizes not only the spatial effects, it also makes sound really dynamic and expressive on bass. Output power at 8 ohms (limited harmonic distortion of 1 %) 5 x 50 watts. The resistance of 47 ohms line inputs. Sensitivity FM-tuner mode Mono/Stereo 2,0/27 uV (50 dB attenuation) . from www.hifi-review.com/149919-pioneer-vsx-c301.html
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Post by MartinT on May 15, 2022 10:05:52 GMT
No doubt straight through Google Translate.
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