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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2017 0:17:59 GMT
What is the naughtiest sport? Badminton See what I mean???  |
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Post by Barrington on Mar 19, 2017 20:51:53 GMT
Finally got a deaf sheepdog , they are very hard to come by.
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Post by Slinger on Mar 19, 2017 22:58:34 GMT
Q - What lies on the ocean floor and trembles?
A - A nervous wreck.
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Post by John on Mar 20, 2017 7:45:02 GMT
How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit. No Brussels
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Post by MartinT on Mar 20, 2017 7:54:31 GMT
Heard about the zoo with only one dog? It was a shihtzu.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2017 13:40:46 GMT
Had to add this one Knock knock, who's there, doctor, doctor who?, you just said it.  |
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Post by Chris on Mar 21, 2017 21:07:50 GMT
Got a birthday card full of rice the other day.
Thanks a lot Uncle Ben
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Post by Chris on Mar 21, 2017 21:08:59 GMT
Two tv aerials got married but it didn't work out.
Mind you,it was a cracking reception.
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Post by Chris on Mar 21, 2017 21:11:12 GMT
Guy walks into the doctors says doc,I've got an embarrassing problem. Doc says tell me then. Fella hums n haws a bit then eventually says well,I like sausages. Docs a bit confused and says well,what's embarrassing about that? Everyone likes sausages! I like sausages!
Bloke says oh great,want to come see my collection?
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Post by Chris on Mar 21, 2017 21:12:29 GMT
What's pink and all hard?
Pig with a flick knife
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