Over here we have croissants, or Fa, or various tarts (fruity ones)

I miss crumpets and marmite - at least I will in the winter.  Marmite is available in the local supermarket in the "International" shelves (no chance for crumpet though, nor proper bacon).  It is however very hard to persuade a Frenchman that you are serious about eating the stuff for pleasure.  It is normally a French exchange visit challenge to eat some toast and marmite, along the lines of eating live bugs in an "I'm a celebrity get me out of here"

They have much to learn