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Post by MartinT on May 2, 2016 8:56:35 GMT
Double LOL! I'm picturing the man in the suit on his jet ski. Was he filming for the next Bond film?
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Post by pre65 on May 2, 2016 9:28:55 GMT
So much of it is learning on the job. Those that survive hopefully learn I had a bonfire many years ago. Couldn't get it going. Ah, no problem, drop of petrol, Hmm still no good Some more petrol, splash it on all over *BOOM* Right, won't be doing *that* again |
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Post by Chris on May 2, 2016 17:40:28 GMT
Yip,set myself on fire doing that. Blew my face up faffing about with camping gas cartridges as well.
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Post by Tim on May 3, 2016 13:04:54 GMT
Double LOL! I'm picturing the man in the suit on his jet ski. Was he filming for the next Bond film? It's mental what you see here Martin. Yesterday we were having drinks outside in the local square. Up above us about 30 stories, 2 guys were passing an air conditioning unit out of one window to the next, it was big too and not attached to anything. There was nobody below to warn anyone and lots of people were walking underneath. If they had dropped it and someone was ubderneath, it would have killed them. Not very clever. |
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Post by MikeMusic on May 3, 2016 14:52:26 GMT
Ow. 30 stories
That would have exploded on impact
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Post by MartinT on May 3, 2016 16:54:04 GMT
That would not have been pretty!  |
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Post by MikeMusic on May 5, 2016 15:51:29 GMT
Cycling along today I had a road sign flash at me
"SLOW DOWN !"
'course it may have been the car in front.
Made me smile though
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Post by Stratmangler on May 5, 2016 17:16:20 GMT
I once had a speed camera go off when I cycled past. I don't think it was me that caused it to trigger - I suspect the impatient twat in a Beemer that flew past had something to do with it  |
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Post by MartinT on May 5, 2016 17:55:04 GMT
I love it when a car triggers the flash and then brakes hard. Err, too late!!
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Post by MikeMusic on May 5, 2016 20:24:39 GMT
I'm looking for a camera I can trigger on the bike Will have to be on a big hill  |
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Post by MikeMusic on May 7, 2016 17:31:28 GMT
Looking through Tivo listings
Zombie Strippers - really
You couldn't make it up.
The plot line sounds so awful I might watch it
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Post by Chris on May 7, 2016 21:02:48 GMT
I'm looking for a camera I can trigger on the bike Will have to be on a big hill There's one near me Mike. Hills not big enough so it does require effort but it can be done. Worth attaching a piece of cardboard that says fuck off to the back of the saddle as well. |
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Post by MikeMusic on May 8, 2016 7:28:08 GMT
I'm looking for a camera I can trigger on the bike Will have to be on a big hill There's one near me Mike. Hills not big enough so it does require effort but it can be done. Worth attaching a piece of cardboard that says fuck off to the back of the saddle as well. You should get a group together. Team time trial through |
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Post by MikeMusic on May 8, 2016 7:29:43 GMT
First thing today
Puppy our very old Dachshund has dragged all of his bedding out of his bed, then gone back into the empty bed to sleep
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Post by ChrisB on May 8, 2016 13:31:05 GMT
Walking into a supermarket to see what's displayed in the entrance a selection. You know the stuff I mean - those things you might need on a day like today - including charcoal briquette and anti-freeze.
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Post by Slinger on May 11, 2016 14:21:16 GMT
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Post by MikeMusic on May 11, 2016 16:17:13 GMT
Superb slinger
Mine for today
Cycling past some fairly new expensive houses in Virginia Water I saw one was named "Paddock View"
Eh, what paddock ? - I thought
Well how about a view of a scruffy small holding of some scrubby land, with a scruffy horse and I think a chicken shed but that's a long house name....
And the back ?
Intimately built right nest to the M3 which had 3 lanes of traffic crawling along it at the time
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Post by ChrisB on May 11, 2016 18:08:57 GMT
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Post by Slinger on May 11, 2016 21:49:08 GMT
Trumpisms
Donald Trump told supporters they would 'win bigly' if he was elected.
He has confused 9/11 with 7/11 stores
He called the New Testament book 'Two Corinthians', not 'Second Corinthians'
He had one word to describe Atlantic City: 'Big business'
He also said he would 'bring back' dead college football coach Joe Paterno.
On top of all this he claims: 'I know words, I have the best words'
If you're a Family Guy fan read those quotes with Peter Griffin's voice in your head....
Now read some of Peter's quotes using Trump's voice...
“I’ve got an idea–an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I’m talking about.”
“A degenerate, am I? Well, you are a festisio! See? I can make up words too, sister”
“Now I may be an idiot, but there’s one thing I am not sir, and that sir, is an idiot."
“What if Bono had been too afraid to wear sunglasses…then nobody would know about Africa!”
Spooky, or what?
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Post by MikeMusic on May 12, 2016 8:01:09 GMT
Trump is too frightening to be funny.
I fear for the world if he become president
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