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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 7, 2016 16:24:43 GMT
Not me squire ! SWMBO I was sailing in the opposite direction  |
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Post by Tim on Apr 12, 2016 5:54:21 GMT
Something makes me laugh most days here (as well as grimace), but this always makes me chuckle when I walk past it   |
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Post by MartinT on Apr 13, 2016 15:16:10 GMT
Question put to a support forum: ...and the best response... |
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 13, 2016 17:32:30 GMT
Sounds like a real expert in charge there
Here's one from me for today.
Chris who works closely with me had this urgent email.
Went off to check things can be done.
Came back - email gone (what ?!)
Email conversation continues...
He sees that email disappear right in front of him.
He is now becoming desperate. What is going on ?
This is an urgent shipment, needs to go out today and we're already short on time.
Looks around in Outlook and finds he has a new folder
"Unwanted"
His emails went in there.
Thanks MS or IT support or both
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Post by Chris on Apr 15, 2016 19:01:11 GMT
5 minutes before the end of shift one bloke farts in another's locker then closes it in. We all hang about to watch. The other bloke comes back,opens his locker and YES!it's still there!  Cue 4 grown men rolling about giggling like schoolgirls |
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 16, 2016 7:11:13 GMT
I picked up our old Dachshund Puppy last night to take him for a walk. He farted as I picked him up Could not help laughing "Farts are always funny" I said SWMBO did not agree, but her son did ! |
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Post by Tim on Apr 16, 2016 8:10:46 GMT
Hamilton starting last tomorrow, that made me chuckle |
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Post by pre65 on Apr 16, 2016 9:43:27 GMT
I picked up our old Dachshund Puppy last night to take him for a walk. He farted as I picked him up Could not help laughing "Farts are always funny" I said SWMBO did not agree, but her son did ! Farts are funny to most men, women however generally don't agree. I had a friend who suffered with anal wind, and his wife insisted he only passed it behind closed doors in the toilet. |
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 16, 2016 14:24:01 GMT
Seems to be very much the case Toilet humour I am told |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2016 16:45:33 GMT
Hamilton starting last tomorrow, that made me chuckle  |
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 19, 2016 20:23:06 GMT
We have a veg patch. Nice to have home grown veg.
This morning I noticed our JR/Staffie cross Rosie taking a dump in there
Had to laugh although I'm not keen on this
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Post by MartinT on Apr 19, 2016 21:22:58 GMT
They should grow well!
<urgh!>
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Post by ChrisB on Apr 19, 2016 23:27:16 GMT
In the past I would often visit woodland / coppice that was being grown for biomass fuel and found that my boots and trousers were soon becoming covered in tomato juice.
Very strange.
Then you'd find out that the reason that the place is chock full of tomato plants is that the human body doesn't break down tomato seeds so when you fertilise a crop with sewage slurry (eeek!), the seeds soon germinate and grow MASSIVE tomatoes.
I was also involved in carrying out an experiment using a technique euphemistically called 'water polishing'. (Incidentally, the lead scientist was called Miles Davis) We were dosing trees with measured quantities of twice cleaned water that still had tiny bits of organic matter in it - this was a mixture that we called 'Special High Intensity Treatment'. I'll leave you to work out what the acronym for that is......
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 20, 2016 7:47:24 GMT
So for good tomatoes grow them in slurry
The circle of life .....
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 20, 2016 7:56:53 GMT
This had me laughing a lot
Every day I put 5 of our dogs on a combo lead of my own making.
This gets the keen walkers, Jack Russells to pull the less keen, in this case one Masi (Morsi, rescue from Finland) a slightly overweight lump of a long haired Dachshund.
Masi is a pain to get going, obstinate and not that interested in exercise so he is always dragging his heels.
Usually he gets up to speed after we come out of the door, albeit in last position
Not this time.
He decided he wasn't going at Jack Russel speed so he sat down.
Not a problem for the JRs, mostly Rosie, solid muscle and my main tractor
He happened to be sitting on a door mat so I heard this swishing noise as he was dragged along, sitting on the mat.
Hilarious
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 22, 2016 12:51:02 GMT
The box I use for recycling paper in the office
Noticed on the bottom for the first time
"I'm upside down please turn me over"
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 23, 2016 10:26:03 GMT
The Limited edition Arse Not able to take a picture as moving away from me and I didn't have a camera anyway Seen another before so this must be a special edition You will have seen the little Smart car around Looking professionally done and matching "Arse" Assume this is a special edition that a few people ought to buy for themselves |
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Post by MartinT on Apr 23, 2016 10:35:08 GMT
My barber this morning banging on and on about how his Apple computers are so good. Then the cashier system crashed and he was called over to sort it out. It was running on iPads.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2016 11:31:18 GMT
My barber this morning banging on and on about how his Apple computers are so good. Then the cashier system crashed and he was called over to sort it out. It was running on iPads. Aha but they're not computers, they're tablets  |
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Post by MartinT on Apr 23, 2016 11:44:32 GMT
Run a business on leisure machines and you get what you deserve...
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