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Post by Slinger on Apr 18, 2018 17:23:13 GMT
I've just done my weekly online shop and as the result of a search for something I wanted I discovered that Sainsbury's were also suggesting I might be interested in...well...I remember them partnering up with Argos, but I didn't realise that they were also an outlet for Ann Summers now...  100% genuine, and (sadly?) quite innocent really.  |
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 18, 2018 17:31:02 GMT
What were the love sausage items ?
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Post by Slinger on Apr 18, 2018 17:39:13 GMT
Combination meat and veg sausages, Mike. Smokey Pork & Bean, Pork Kale & Butternut Squash, and Chicken Feta & Spinach. Not 'erotic' love sausages really.  |
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Post by Slinger on Apr 21, 2018 19:44:13 GMT
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Post by naim1425 on Apr 21, 2018 20:22:41 GMT
sunderland getting relegated,lets laugh at the unwashed
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Post by Slinger on Apr 22, 2018 14:35:38 GMT
I've invented a pregnancy test app. I wonder how many people I can convince to p*ss on their iPhones.  |
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 22, 2018 15:31:09 GMT
I've invented a pregnancy test app. I wonder how many people I can convince to p*ss on their iPhones.  |
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Post by Chris on Apr 25, 2018 18:18:49 GMT
Seeing a bottle of Cockspur rum reduced to £6. That made me happy so I bought it.
Then the cashier rang it through at 60p.
Off I went with it and just about shot in my pants.
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Post by Slinger on Apr 25, 2018 18:29:04 GMT
Seeing a bottle of Cockspur rum reduced to £6. That made me happy so I bought it. Then the cashier rang it through at 60p. Off I went with it and just about shot in my pants. , if I could have "liked" that post twice I would have done. Sláinte. |
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 25, 2018 19:22:15 GMT
Go back and fill up the car with all their stock !
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Post by MartinT on Apr 25, 2018 20:59:43 GMT
Go back and fill up the car with all their stock ! ...at their rates it should only cost 30 quid! |
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Post by Slinger on Apr 26, 2018 23:00:02 GMT
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Post by ChrisB on Apr 27, 2018 7:00:51 GMT
A school teacher has a policy in his classes that should a pupil's phone ring and interrupt the class then, the student has to answer it and put it on speaker phone.......
Listen to this call and let the video run to the end.
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Post by MartinT on Apr 27, 2018 7:05:13 GMT
Excellent prank!
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Post by brian2957 on Apr 27, 2018 7:50:50 GMT
Cracker  |
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 27, 2018 9:02:52 GMT
Wonderful. Teacher also has a great sense of humour
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Post by MartinT on Apr 27, 2018 9:50:19 GMT
Today I removed all the German contacts from my phone.
It's now Hans-free.
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 27, 2018 10:29:27 GMT
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Post by ChrisB on Apr 27, 2018 17:20:42 GMT
Today I removed all the German contacts from my phone. It's now Hans-free. Awwwww, that's bad! There's a joke in there somewhere about phones being on the fritz too, but I'd best not. |
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Post by Slinger on May 1, 2018 12:36:14 GMT
Mike Coupe, the boss of Sainsbury's, was caught, on camera, singing. Not exactly earth-shattering, but when you're the boss of Sainsbury's waiting to be interviewed by ITV about their proposed merger with ASDA, and the song you're singing is "I'm In The Money"...
Mister Coupe later described his choice of song as "unfortunate and apologised if he had offended anyone.
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