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Post by MikeMusic on Oct 15, 2021 9:06:06 GMT
Obviously a deep thinker
Could also pump it back up the river or send it into space !
Time to change the drugs
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Post by MartinT on Oct 15, 2021 9:44:22 GMT
Or a very late abortion? Some scientist has calculated it for fun. The sea level would lower by 6 microns.
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Post by MikeMusic on Oct 15, 2021 10:06:46 GMT
Is that 6 *whole* microns ?!
Next will be to take all the fish and whales out of the sea Hang on, that's already happening...
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Post by julesd68 on Oct 15, 2021 16:28:56 GMT
Quote from Adele - “I won’t be doing this forever ... people won’t want me to do it forever” Agreed. How does stopping tomorrow sound?
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Post by petea on Oct 15, 2021 17:00:40 GMT
I remember reading one of the 'exam howlers' that used to be published in The Biologist years ago in answer to the essay question, "Discuss the ecological significance of the extermination of the whale." The one line answer was, "The sea level would drop!".
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Post by Mr Whippy on Oct 15, 2021 21:29:29 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Oct 16, 2021 12:10:58 GMT
That genuinely DID make me LOL.
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Post by Mr Whippy on Oct 16, 2021 17:32:07 GMT
He's quite amusing at times:
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Post by MikeMusic on Oct 17, 2021 10:14:46 GMT
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Post by Mr Whippy on Oct 18, 2021 11:20:56 GMT
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Post by MartinT on Oct 18, 2021 13:55:05 GMT
Police mistake pool of goldfish for sharks swimming round Christmas tree in flat"In the swimming pool (apart from water) were small sharks swimming around and an artificial Christmas tree in the middle! I kid you not!" But some fin was not right - well, the officer got it badly wrong. The red faced officer has since deleted the tweet after his discovery went viral around the world. Now, in a statement, the force said it had a chance to review the incident in more detail and they were in fact goldfish, not sharks.
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Post by MikeMusic on Oct 18, 2021 14:48:22 GMT
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Post by MikeMusic on Oct 19, 2021 14:34:53 GMT
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Post by MikeMusic on Oct 21, 2021 18:08:17 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Oct 21, 2021 21:48:10 GMT
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Post by petea on Oct 21, 2021 21:59:00 GMT
"adult human chicken"; those genetic engineers!
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Post by ChrisB on Oct 22, 2021 5:57:10 GMT
Language successfully mangled after all!
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Post by MartinT on Oct 22, 2021 13:11:10 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Oct 22, 2021 13:14:58 GMT
The answer is, I suspect, "Yes, Electric Dick".
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Post by Slinger on Oct 22, 2021 13:37:45 GMT
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