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Post by ajski2fly on Nov 6, 2020 8:27:24 GMT
i'm seeing "Content Unavailable," John. Trump being censored😱
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Post by Slinger on Nov 8, 2020 15:16:45 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Nov 8, 2020 19:40:41 GMT
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Post by MartinT on Nov 9, 2020 14:01:54 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Nov 11, 2020 19:36:47 GMT
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of ROGET'S THESAURUS crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were said to be stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, perplexed, fazed, disconcerted, perturbed, disturbed and breathtaken.
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Post by ChrisB on Nov 12, 2020 8:15:04 GMT
One day a 12 year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver wound down the window.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car" , said the driver.
"No way, get stuffed" replied the boy.
"How about a bag of lollies and £10?", the driver asked.
"No way" replied the boy.
"What about a bag of lollies and £50?" asked the driver.
"No, I'm not getting in the car with you" answered the boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a bag of lollies and £100" the driver offered.
"No!" replied the boy.
"What will it take to get you in the car?" asked the driver.
The boy replied "Listen Dad. you bought the f****ing Volvo, you live with it".
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Post by MartinT on Nov 12, 2020 13:21:52 GMT
Hah - Volvo jokes are still going strong!
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Post by MartinT on Nov 12, 2020 14:40:15 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Nov 12, 2020 14:54:05 GMT
I think that tape must be almost as old as me now. I first heard the story from a guy named Dave Gunson, who is an air traffic controller. I can't remember if it's on this tape or not, but it's 48 minutes and 4 seconds of what is probably the best, and the funniest after-dinner speech you'll ever hear.
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Post by MartinT on Nov 12, 2020 17:23:30 GMT
Ah yes, didn't he write What Goes Up Might Come Down? It's a riot!
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Post by Slinger on Nov 12, 2020 17:25:06 GMT
That's the chap, Martin.
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Post by petea on Nov 12, 2020 20:45:52 GMT
I think that tape must be almost as old as me now. I first heard the story from a guy named Dave Gunson, who is an air traffic controller. I can't remember if it's on this tape or not, but it's 48 minutes and 4 seconds of what is probably the best, and the funniest after-dinner speech you'll ever hear.
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Post by Slinger on Nov 12, 2020 22:38:09 GMT
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Post by jandl100 on Nov 13, 2020 3:45:03 GMT
You seem to be assuming that there will be a Saturday.
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Post by MartinT on Nov 13, 2020 10:28:00 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Nov 13, 2020 16:04:27 GMT
Nicked from "TheMarlin" over at HFS
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Post by jandl100 on Nov 14, 2020 8:06:31 GMT
You seem to be assuming that there will be a Saturday. Phew, that's a relief. Saturday seems to have arrived OK, if a bit damply. We had a Morrisons home delivery booked for Friday the 13th, and given their often poor timing, often way outside the delivery slot, due to alleged vehicle problems, we'd half expected the delivery van to have exploded. But no, they were actually on time for a change!
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Post by petea on Nov 14, 2020 8:31:32 GMT
Yes, quite a relief. It's odd though, my calendar now says Saturday 14th December 2019. Er...
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Post by ChrisB on Nov 14, 2020 10:28:55 GMT
I'm sorry to break this news to you petea, but you're gonna hate 2020!
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Post by MikeMusic on Nov 14, 2020 11:35:06 GMT
You seem to be assuming that there will be a Saturday. Phew, that's a relief. Saturday seems to have arrived OK, if a bit damply. We had a Morrisons home delivery booked for Friday the 13th, and given their often poor timing, often way outside the delivery slot, due to alleged vehicle problems, we'd half expected the delivery van to have exploded. But no, they were actually on time for a change! Probably difficult at the moment but have you tried Tesco ? They are good. Always great delivery drivers too
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