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Post by ChrisB on Jan 3, 2017 11:38:14 GMT
Someone showed me some of those that they had been given for Christmas 2015 - I particularly liked the 'Ladybird Book of Having a Mid-Life Crisis'
It goes something like this:
Johnny's mid-life crisis started one day in the hardware store when he saw a can of boat varnish.
"I will never own a boat", Johnny thought to himself.
He has never wanted to own a boat, but now, not owning a boat is the only thing Johnny can think of.
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Post by MartinT on Jan 3, 2017 11:43:23 GMT
I've seen The Grandparent in that series. Given to Ruth's parents  |
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Post by MikeMusic on Jan 3, 2017 16:22:21 GMT
Certainly laugh out loud moments that I assume are in all from the sampling I did
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Post by Chris on Jan 8, 2017 18:44:31 GMT
This made me giggle
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2017 19:14:57 GMT
Not me Laughing but someone laughed at me when i asked to pack a turntable a certain way to avoid breakage.
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Post by Mr Whippy on Jan 8, 2017 23:40:36 GMT
Just now.
Man jailed for 3 days when police thought his cat litter was crystal meth.
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Post by MikeMusic on Jan 11, 2017 17:47:56 GMT
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Post by MartinT on Jan 18, 2017 6:20:01 GMT
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Post by MikeMusic on Jan 18, 2017 12:56:04 GMT
Too close to the truth
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Post by Slinger on Jan 18, 2017 13:37:20 GMT
Those replies were obviously written by the owner of a German taxi.
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Post by MikeMusic on Jan 18, 2017 15:09:17 GMT
Haven't laughed so much in ages.....
Set the scene:
We have bird feeders frequented by birds but also squirrels, on the right of the house and garden
BaiLey, one of our dogs hates squirrels with a passion and will chase them at his great speed across the garden and up trees.
This afternoon I let out him and 2 others who had themselves would up by the thought or smell of squirrels, I was not aware of any.
They went down the left of the garden, Bailey at enormous speed.
Half way down the garden I saw Bailey full speed with a squirrel cutting across him at 90 degrees, almost colliding, both travelling so fast I don't think either was aware of the other.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2017 13:57:09 GMT
Goes without saying the 'Audiophile Fuse' Topic is the Laugh of today for me  |
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Post by ChrisB on Jan 19, 2017 14:23:34 GMT
Goes without saying....... But you said it! |
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Post by MikeMusic on Jan 19, 2017 17:56:56 GMT
And now from someone who needs no introduction........
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2017 18:21:33 GMT
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Post by MartinT on Feb 7, 2017 10:33:42 GMT
Thousands of doll houses ordered by Amazon Alexa devices  Story |
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Post by MikeMusic on Feb 7, 2017 15:59:45 GMT
Thank you technology.
What next ?
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Post by MikeMusic on Feb 28, 2017 14:24:23 GMT
2 year old grand daughter, sitting in her high chair eating a cheese sandwich.
Speaks to Grandmooma
"I'm ridikerless"
Seems like her mum has said
You're ridiculous on many occasions
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Post by MartinT on Mar 5, 2017 11:55:47 GMT
How can female hair take so long to hairdry?
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Post by MikeMusic on Mar 5, 2017 12:18:03 GMT
Very difficult for femal hair to move on
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