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Post by Chris on Aug 10, 2016 11:59:14 GMT
You are Grey Squirrel? I am Red Fox. Do you have the dossier? Has someone hidden WMDs round here? |
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Post by ChrisB on Aug 14, 2016 7:39:17 GMT
Weathermen who report the forecast, spending 90% of the time discussing 10% of the country.
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Post by MartinT on Aug 14, 2016 7:55:48 GMT
You are Grey Squirrel? I am Red Fox. Do you have the dossier? Has someone hidden WMDs round here? It was from Trigger Happy TV. Grey Squirrel... |
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Post by MikeMusic on Aug 14, 2016 8:07:07 GMT
Extending my bike ride further out from home I was going up a hill I knew vaguely, never cycled it before.
Being fit and supremely healthy I decided to attack it from the start to show myself what a hero I was.
It turned out to be steeper and longer than any hill I have ever cycled up.
Half way up I wondered if I would have to get off and walk or maybe lie down
Glad to say following days it became easier, with gentle pacing all the way up
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Post by Chris on Aug 14, 2016 13:03:14 GMT
Yeah,I remember that trigger happy to sketch. That was an ace program,really funny.
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Post by Chris on Aug 14, 2016 13:06:34 GMT
Extending my bike ride further out from home I was going up a hill I knew vaguely, never cycled it before. Being fit and supremely healthy I decided to attack it from the start to show myself what a hero I was. It turned out to be steeper and longer than any hill I have ever cycled up. Half way up I wondered if I would have to get off and walk or maybe lie down Glad to say following days it became easier, with gentle pacing all the way up Got one near me that's an absolute killer Mike. There's a couple of ways up it and they're an excellent barometer of fitness. Ive been known to shout at it when approaching in the car "HaHa - today we meet my friend and I have an engine!". Usually in a French accent for some strange reason. |
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Post by MartinT on Aug 14, 2016 17:08:13 GMT
Yeah,I remember that trigger happy to sketch. That was an ace program,really funny. Lots of great moments in that show. |
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Post by MikeMusic on Aug 14, 2016 18:36:36 GMT
Extending my bike ride further out from home I was going up a hill I knew vaguely, never cycled it before. Being fit and supremely healthy I decided to attack it from the start to show myself what a hero I was. It turned out to be steeper and longer than any hill I have ever cycled up. Half way up I wondered if I would have to get off and walk or maybe lie down Glad to say following days it became easier, with gentle pacing all the way up Got one near me that's an absolute killer Mike. There's a couple of ways up it and they're an excellent barometer of fitness. Ive been known to shout at it when approaching in the car "HaHa - today we meet my friend and I have an engine!". Usually in a French accent for some strange reason. I'm on the lookout for steeper and longer (did I really say that ?)  |
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Post by ChrisB on Aug 19, 2016 6:21:55 GMT
Did someone say hot tubs are for girls?  |
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Post by MartinT on Aug 19, 2016 7:18:58 GMT
He'll be ready to serve in 1/ 2 hour  |
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Post by ChrisB on Aug 19, 2016 7:37:32 GMT
The colour of the water does rather make it look like he's sitting in gravy doesn't it?!
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Post by Chris on Aug 20, 2016 18:37:45 GMT
That's got to be Russia
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2016 23:48:41 GMT
A video on Facebook today was funny (can't seem to find the URL to put on here) where someone filmed their dogs after they had noticed that the ice machine in their fridge was always empty... the dogs had been jumping up pinching all of the ice... I guess you had to see it but it was very amusing!
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Post by Chris on Aug 23, 2016 18:06:07 GMT
Guy was due to go off today with a dose of the Gary Glitters. The boss told us and gently explained that "he thought a flock of seagulls had gone through him!"
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Post by MikeMusic on Aug 27, 2016 15:27:10 GMT
Referee and linesman wearing shirts, and sponsored by
Specsavers. !
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Post by ChrisB on Aug 27, 2016 16:26:09 GMT
Reading about an overheard conversation:
Two blokes on a bus.
How's yer Mum these days?
Oh, I'm just on my way to see her now, she's not so good as it 'appens.
Oh, sorry to hear that.
Yeah the doctor's told 'er she's got dimensions.
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Post by The Brookmeister on Aug 27, 2016 16:29:06 GMT
Looking forward to the return of spiting image shortly (sorry newzoids)  |
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Post by MikeMusic on Aug 27, 2016 17:21:23 GMT
Reading about an overheard conversation: Two blokes on a bus. How's yer Mum these days? Oh, I'm just on my way to see her now, she's not so good as it 'appens. Oh, sorry to hear that. Yeah the doctor's told 'er she's got dimensions. That's like Old Timer's Disease isn't it ? |
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Post by ChrisB on Sept 22, 2016 8:22:15 GMT
I read this earlier today. Very good.
After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet" which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots ("P") and solutions recorded ("S") by maintenance engineers:
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit
S: Something tightened in cockpit
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to: straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget
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Post by MartinT on Sept 22, 2016 11:03:25 GMT
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