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Post by jamescg1972 on Jul 5, 2015 17:22:36 GMT
Betty liked nothing better in an evening than getting legless and rocking out to her favourite albums.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2015 19:50:06 GMT
5.1 surround Frank? What exactly does that involve?
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Post by Mr Whippy on Jul 5, 2015 22:11:03 GMT
OO!! Floor's cold. Should 've put me knickers on this morning.
Are the James Last going in the oven for plant pot holders and Jerry getting the rest for the charity shop?
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Post by mikeyb on Jul 5, 2015 22:31:07 GMT
"You sold my favourite chair for THIS?"
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Post by ChrisB on Jul 9, 2015 22:11:57 GMT
Some great suggestions folks! I'm now opening the field to TAS staff members. We will post our captions but we are obviously not eligible for prizes.
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Post by ChrisB on Jul 9, 2015 22:12:39 GMT
"Betty was devastated because the new kitchen that Frank had installed didn't look anything like the one in the brochure"
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Post by julesd68 on Jul 9, 2015 22:34:46 GMT
"But darling, you promised me a Raspberry Pi"
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Post by MartinT on Jul 10, 2015 5:29:58 GMT
"Betty was devastated because the right-hand speaker had to fit under the sink unit".
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Post by ChrisB on Jul 10, 2015 5:50:01 GMT
After the kitchen fitters had gone Betty realised that they had blocked the door with her new smoothie maker.
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Post by MikeMusic on Jul 10, 2015 7:00:36 GMT
I love the volume, shame it melted my legs
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Post by Mr Whippy on Jul 10, 2015 8:12:15 GMT
Betty knew all too well the benefits that a good 12"er has to offer.
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Post by Dave on Jul 10, 2015 8:37:46 GMT
Don't you EVER complain about programming the video again!!!
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Post by Dave on Jul 10, 2015 8:40:19 GMT
or...
You know you're husband is an audiophile when he mounts compression drivers in the oven... Tada!!!
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Post by Dave on Jul 10, 2015 8:46:57 GMT
Betty gazed across the kitchen and finally gave voice to the question that he was dreading " I know they're supposed to sound better modded, dear" she said "but are you sure you can still call it a Techie 1210?" So damned good I thought this needed a second airing... ROFLMAO
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Post by Mr Whippy on Jul 10, 2015 8:57:46 GMT
Betty sat contemplating how long it might take for the new pine paneling to burn-in.
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Post by Dave on Jul 10, 2015 9:06:53 GMT
After a long and emotional discussion Betty finally persuaded Metal Mickey to come out of the closet after nearly 30 years of self-imposed exile, she was shocked at how far he'd let himself go...
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Post by ynwan on Jul 10, 2015 9:53:30 GMT
'worth going without furniture for'
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Post by Mr Whippy on Jul 10, 2015 12:03:03 GMT
Betty was unusually accommodating of Frank's new modular hi-fi system:
"If you knock that wall down, Darling, you'll have room for the Power Regenerator and BMU module I'm getting you for your birthday."
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Post by MartinT on Jul 10, 2015 16:56:34 GMT
"Betty was struck with horror when she realised they had forgotten to deliver the remote control".
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Post by Eduardo Wobblechops on Jul 10, 2015 18:13:20 GMT
Hello Dave, you know I have the strongest enthusiasm for the mission. By the way, I like your skirt.
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