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Post by MartinT on Nov 6, 2014 17:27:53 GMT
"He left the same way he arrived - fired with enthusiasm".
Joe Lovejoy
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Post by jammy on Nov 6, 2014 18:08:46 GMT
A few on Darts from the Late Great..... Syd Waddell.
"Deller is just like Long John Silver - desperately needs another leg."
"Taylor is so hot he could hit the bullseye standing one-legged in a hammock."
"As they say at the DHSS we’re getting the full benefit here."
"It’s like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline"
"Stopping Taylor? It’s like trying to halt a water buffalo with a pea-shooter."
"That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble".
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Post by jammy on Nov 10, 2014 4:21:50 GMT
“Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don’t matter
and those who matter don’t mind.”
Dr. Seuss.
Not too sure who Doc Seuss was, but its a fine quote.
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Post by ChrisB on Nov 10, 2014 20:31:14 GMT
"I may not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself."
- Oscar Wilde
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Post by jammy on Nov 11, 2014 2:50:55 GMT
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way.
So I stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness.
Emo Phillips.
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Post by jammy on Nov 11, 2014 22:02:39 GMT
I woke up. The pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realized what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ludwig Van, and the dreaded Ninth Symphony. (Alex - A Clockwork Orange). Bloody Classical, I know exactly how poor Alex feels.......  |
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Post by yomanze on Nov 13, 2014 15:24:04 GMT
Ah, women, they make the highs higher and the lows more frequent - Friedrich Nietzsche.
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Post by yomanze on Nov 13, 2014 15:35:27 GMT
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” Dr. Seuss. Not too sure who Doc Seuss was, but its a fine quote. Fine quote indeed. You may know him from "Green Eggs and Ham" and "How The Grinch Stole Christmas". |
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Post by jammy on Nov 14, 2014 1:54:40 GMT
Thanks Yomanze.......The Cat in the Hat..!!
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Post by jammy on Nov 14, 2014 2:04:50 GMT
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Post by MartinT on Nov 14, 2014 6:54:50 GMT
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Post by jammy on Nov 17, 2014 2:58:54 GMT
Great Film........This is Spinal Tap.  |
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Post by MikeMusic on Nov 17, 2014 13:39:52 GMT
And now part of everyday life !
Even for people who don't know the origination
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Post by ChrisB on Nov 21, 2014 0:08:49 GMT
When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling Stones as loud as I could. So when I see all these rock stars up there talking politics, it makes me sick. If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.
Alice Cooper
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Post by ChrisB on Nov 22, 2014 9:27:47 GMT
"If Los Angeles is not the one authentic rectum of civilization, then I am no anatomist. Any time you want to go out again and burn it down, count me in".
H.L. Mencken
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Post by MikeMusic on Nov 22, 2014 10:25:12 GMT
Country Joe
The subway is not the underground
New York City goodbye...............
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Post by ChrisB on Dec 8, 2014 7:24:39 GMT
I detest 'Jingle Bells,' 'White Christmas,' 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer,' and the obscene spending bonanza that nowadays seems to occupy not just December, but November and much of October, too.
Richard Dawkins
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Post by gazjam on Dec 8, 2014 8:16:05 GMT
Few of my favourites....
"speak softly, and carry a big stick."
"The beatings wil continue till morale improves."
"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious."
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others"
"I intend to live forever, or die trying."
"Always turn your wheel in the direction of the skid..."
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Post by MikeMusic on Dec 13, 2014 13:37:07 GMT
.. an electrified fairy tale. If you've never heard of an electrified
Fairy tale,
just picture little fairies with wee tiny electric guitars.
Utopia – Ra - Singring & The Glass Guitar
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Post by shane on Dec 13, 2014 17:00:49 GMT
His epigrams are not his own
The man's an epigramophone.
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