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Post by danielquinn on Oct 11, 2014 7:15:45 GMT
Next person to post irrevocably and contractually agrees to pay me £350 within 14 days.
Any post at all will be deemed to have agreed to the contract irrespective of content of said post even if the ordinary meaning of the language of the post indicates otherwise and or a failure to understand. Or indeed anything what so ever that could ordinarily be construed to not form an acceptance of the contract.
The contract will be deemed enforceable in the courts of England and Wales irrespective of the location of the poster.
Late payment is chargeable at 8% compound interest per day.
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Post by pre65 on Oct 11, 2014 8:32:50 GMT
See you in court. 
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Post by ChrisB on Oct 11, 2014 8:37:22 GMT
Pills working ok this morning then?
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Post by pre65 on Oct 11, 2014 9:25:55 GMT
Pills working ok this morning then? Oh yes indeed. It's seems that as one gets old (er) more pills are needed and the grumpy factor increases.  |
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Post by danielquinn on Oct 11, 2014 10:35:08 GMT
Address please pre. I assuming you won't be paying.
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Post by Tim on Oct 11, 2014 10:38:07 GMT
Pills working ok this morning then?  |
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Post by pre65 on Oct 11, 2014 13:05:14 GMT
Address please pre. I assuming you won't be paying. Absolutely not.  My next door but one neighbour is a Barrister , and my partner at the bowls club is a Solicitor. |
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Post by MartinT on Oct 11, 2014 14:09:40 GMT
Oops, that was easy... |
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Post by MikeMusic on Oct 11, 2014 14:41:35 GMT
My next door neighbour is 4 horses
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Post by ChrisB on Oct 11, 2014 14:57:14 GMT
My next door neighbour is God (apparently).
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Post by pre65 on Oct 11, 2014 15:40:11 GMT
My next door neighbour is 4 horses
I wonder if Marco can trump that ? |
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Post by speedysteve on Oct 11, 2014 15:47:50 GMT
Stop it! That's silly! |
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Post by pre65 on Oct 11, 2014 15:51:27 GMT
Stop it! That's silly! I must have taken two happy pills this morning. |
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Post by Paul Barker on Oct 11, 2014 17:27:49 GMT
Next person to post irrevocably and contractually agrees to pay me £350 within 14 days. Any post at all will be deemed to have agreed to the contract irrespective of content of said post even if the ordinary meaning of the language of the post indicates otherwise and or a failure to understand. Or indeed anything what so ever that could ordinarily be construed to not form an acceptance of the contract. The contract will be deemed enforceable in the courts of England and Wales irrespective of the location of the poster. Late payment is chargeable at 8% compound interest per day. Stick all that where the sun don't shine. |
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Post by Chris on Oct 11, 2014 17:58:50 GMT
Right,seeing as the legal niceties have been tried next to post up will receive a visit from Titus with instructions to bite said poster in the genitals. I shall accompany him and take pics to post on here.
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Post by ChrisB on Oct 11, 2014 18:13:10 GMT
I'll save you a trip by packaging my genitals in a secure cardboard box and sending them to you by ParcelForce. That way, Titus can bite them in the comfort of his own kennel.
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Post by Paul Barker on Oct 11, 2014 21:16:53 GMT
It won't work because of all the posters on forums with no balls.
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Post by Chris on Oct 12, 2014 16:29:31 GMT
ChrisB - you do realise you have to tell them what's in a package now don't you? As for kennel,ha! Bloody settee or in the bath more like.  Paul Barker - couldn't agree more! Oh well,it was worth a try! |
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Post by MartinT on Oct 12, 2014 17:05:44 GMT
If you send them by ParcelFarce you're guaranteed that they won't arrive anyway. Job done!
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Post by ChrisB on Oct 12, 2014 17:20:09 GMT
It'll have to be Gonads2Go then
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