Post by julesd68 on Feb 2, 2023 15:38:41 GMT
Friends, welcome to my newly developed mains cable project, codename BLAKK MAGIKK.
The cable is painstakingly constructed to my specifications by a dedicated team of world class androgynous mute engineers from Papua New Guinea, working in a vacuum sealed environment at the world leading Highgate Laboratory, in a secret underground North London location.
I can't of course reveal the exact construction of BLAKK MAGIKK, suffice to say that some very rare & precious weapons grade minerals and metals were involved. These were liberated from Cuban military ordnance in Havana, then smuggled out in cigar boxes, hence the appealing and sophisticated aroma of this gentlemanly cable.
The cable is substantially heavy due to these materials, weighing in at 2.499kg, but is surprisingly flexible due to the use of "MikeMagic TekBlakkFlexx" (patent pending) which is also a revolutionary insulator against RFI, EMI, RAC, UTI and general radioactivity. It also provides a tactile and pleasing experience in the hand ...
Note the very short length of the cable - experiments show that the shorter the cable, the faster the current flow, especially when a right-angle is introduced. Hence the radical development of a 90 degree IEC CAU - Current Accelerator Unit. This results in significantly faster sound with explosive dynamics via NINF, my proprietary "Non-Invasive Natural Filtration" nano-technology housed within the IEC, an astonishing revelation in sound quality.
Don't be fooled by the understated appearance of BLAKK MAGIKK. The IEC and plug have been redesigned from the ground up by my dedicated team of Siberian child prodigy nano technicians, but both cleverly resemble common domestic units. In this way you won't embarrass your financially challenged audiophile friends who can’t afford something so extraordinarily captivating.
BLAKK MAGIKK was sent to Coherent Tony for independent verification of measurements. However noise levels were so low that Tony's analyser instantaneously combusted with a gigantic and catastrophic force, resulting in an insurance claim that whilst unfortunate, testifies to the groundbreaking sonic prowess that is BLAKK MAGIKK.
Yours in Science,
Dr Jules D. (B.A. M.A. B.Sht)
Highgate Laboratory
“Who knows the secret of the BLAKK MAGIKK cable?"
The cable is painstakingly constructed to my specifications by a dedicated team of world class androgynous mute engineers from Papua New Guinea, working in a vacuum sealed environment at the world leading Highgate Laboratory, in a secret underground North London location.
I can't of course reveal the exact construction of BLAKK MAGIKK, suffice to say that some very rare & precious weapons grade minerals and metals were involved. These were liberated from Cuban military ordnance in Havana, then smuggled out in cigar boxes, hence the appealing and sophisticated aroma of this gentlemanly cable.
The cable is substantially heavy due to these materials, weighing in at 2.499kg, but is surprisingly flexible due to the use of "MikeMagic TekBlakkFlexx" (patent pending) which is also a revolutionary insulator against RFI, EMI, RAC, UTI and general radioactivity. It also provides a tactile and pleasing experience in the hand ...
Note the very short length of the cable - experiments show that the shorter the cable, the faster the current flow, especially when a right-angle is introduced. Hence the radical development of a 90 degree IEC CAU - Current Accelerator Unit. This results in significantly faster sound with explosive dynamics via NINF, my proprietary "Non-Invasive Natural Filtration" nano-technology housed within the IEC, an astonishing revelation in sound quality.
Don't be fooled by the understated appearance of BLAKK MAGIKK. The IEC and plug have been redesigned from the ground up by my dedicated team of Siberian child prodigy nano technicians, but both cleverly resemble common domestic units. In this way you won't embarrass your financially challenged audiophile friends who can’t afford something so extraordinarily captivating.
BLAKK MAGIKK was sent to Coherent Tony for independent verification of measurements. However noise levels were so low that Tony's analyser instantaneously combusted with a gigantic and catastrophic force, resulting in an insurance claim that whilst unfortunate, testifies to the groundbreaking sonic prowess that is BLAKK MAGIKK.
Yours in Science,
Dr Jules D. (B.A. M.A. B.Sht)
Highgate Laboratory
“Who knows the secret of the BLAKK MAGIKK cable?"