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Post by Slinger on May 15, 2020 13:07:15 GMT
I'm rather fond of "tootel the horn trumpet melodiously..."
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Post by Slinger on Sept 14, 2020 15:49:13 GMT
It's been a while since I found anything worth posting, but that's just changed, and it's not even anything to do with hi-fi. Hot water dispensers. I've got one, I bought one for mum, so she doesn't have to lift heavy kettles for a cuppa, and I thought I might get my cousin, and my niece and her girlfriend, one for Christmas. Enter eBay. #1 Description: 1) IPO Pure crystal heating element makes water and electicity seperate totally. 2) This kettle only boil the water as it come out of the spout, don't worry about scald carelessly. 3) Instant heating to boiling fresh water (100°) within 3 seconds. 4) Using food grade PP material, environmental and safe for drinking water because it would not produce heavy metals and other harmful substances. 5) Temperature control of 70°C-100°C. 6) Automatically stop boiling if water is not enough. 7) Transparent water line helps you notice the water level. 8) It 's a good tool to make coffee, tea and other instant drink. 9) This item covers a small room, is suitable for bedroom, living room, office, etc. 10) Operation Type: Touch-tone My favourite is #7 I think. #2 Is described as: " 1 x Instant Electric Hot Water Dispenser. 0-6 Gear Indicator Motorcyle for YAMAHA EFI YZF-R6 YZF-R1 Fzh150 Xt660 Fz-16 RED. 7 IN 1 Half Face Mask for 7502 Gas Painting Spray Protection Respirator. Folding Toilet Portable Chair Camping Travel Festival Park Fishing Outdoors Seat." #3 and then there's the: "One-Step Hair Blow Dryer & Volumizer Straightener & Curler Hot Air Brush UK Comb. New Handlebar BMX MTB Mountain Bike Bicycle Extra Long 720mm Riser 31.8mm Bar UK. Rated input power: 2000W. 100X Pool Cleaning Tablets+Floating Chlorine Hot Tub Chemical Dispenser Kits UK. " Plus a little: BONUS  |
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Post by MartinT on Sept 14, 2020 17:44:05 GMT
I'd love to see a picture of #2.
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Post by MartinT on Sept 14, 2020 17:57:07 GMT
From the instruction manual for Pro-Exotics PE-2 Temp Gun...
This type of laser WILL NOT do proper retina surgery. So stop trying.
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Post by Slinger on Sept 14, 2020 19:15:52 GMT
From the instruction manual for Pro-Exotics PE-2 Temp Gun... This type of laser WILL NOT do proper retina surgery. So stop trying.  A genuine laugh-out-loud moment. |
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Post by Slinger on Oct 12, 2020 9:38:38 GMT
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Post by MikeMusic on Oct 12, 2020 9:40:56 GMT
Not sure my wife would see it as a helper  |
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Post by MartinT on Oct 12, 2020 10:56:37 GMT
I could see the Wifehelper brand taking off.
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Post by julesd68 on Jan 30, 2021 13:38:15 GMT
From a linear PSU description -
We are adhering to the concept of "tiger fish products, it must be a good product!"
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Post by Slinger on Feb 28, 2021 16:25:31 GMT
A set of instructions that came with a handheld (car?) vacuum cleaner...  |
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Post by MartinT on Feb 28, 2021 16:44:23 GMT
"Please stay away from children to avoid danger" |
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Post by MikeMusic on Mar 25, 2021 10:21:56 GMT
For a garden rake, my highlights
Description
Made of material, this premium gardening tool boasts a sturdy structure that guaranteed to withstand damage from prolonged exposure to sunlight, rain, snow, and other environmental elements. To clean the leaves and weeds in your garden, this is a good helper.
Features
- Color: Random
- Material: Steel.
- Size: 42x40x2cm
- Made of material for lasting use.
- 22 Teeth design, dense enough to clean the weeds and leaves.
- Help you to clean leaves and debris from your lawn or any outdoor area around the house.
- Suitable for garden, farm, yard and other places.
- A great gift for your friend and family.
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Post by MartinT on Mar 25, 2021 11:23:46 GMT
I'm so glad it's "made of material" and I'm not so bothered about the "random colour".
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Post by ChrisB on Mar 25, 2021 12:32:05 GMT
If the definition of sturdiness is an ability to withstand damage from sunlight and rain, then it must, indeed, be extremely sturdy!
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A genuine laugh-out-loud moment.
