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Post by Mr Whippy on Apr 28, 2015 20:02:30 GMT
Why is the wind always in my face walking to work (4 mile) irrespective of which direction I'm heading in?
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Post by Mr Whippy on Apr 28, 2015 20:05:53 GMT
What's going on with Ronnie Corbett's eyebrows?
Well and truly in the Denis Healy category now.
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Post by Chris on May 6, 2015 23:29:16 GMT
Why does anyone refer to a pair of underpants? Surely it should be an underpant.
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Post by ChrisB on May 7, 2015 4:29:28 GMT
Probably to make them seem better value, I expect Chris. That's marketing!
Actually its because they go under your pants. That's why you can't wear 'em under a kilt.
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Post by MartinT on May 7, 2015 6:15:22 GMT
Funny how we've transformed 'pants' into underwear and call 'overpants' trousers!
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2015 21:23:41 GMT
Funny how we call em kecks
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Post by ChrisB on May 10, 2015 21:41:46 GMT
I call 'em shreddies.
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Post by Chris on May 12, 2015 12:09:07 GMT
Farthampers
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Post by ChrisB on May 22, 2015 13:25:27 GMT
Why is the female population bigger than the male? Just a few examples.......  |
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2015 13:47:12 GMT
Just wondering how the hell anyone can use the Mouse pads on laptops, they drive me insaine.. I have to use an outboard mouse.
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Post by ChrisB on May 22, 2015 16:31:31 GMT
Likewise!
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Post by MartinT on May 23, 2015 7:48:18 GMT
About half our teachers use a mouse, the rest are happy with the touchpad. I have a nice backlit snap-on keyboard for my Surface but prefer typing on the screen. It's nice to have options, everyone's different.
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Post by Mr Whippy on May 23, 2015 15:55:58 GMT
Looking in the mirror and thinking: Should I dye the old grey mullet?
Fish joke jumping stream/thread.
My last one, I think.
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Post by MartinT on May 23, 2015 16:00:37 GMT
It's called getting gracefully distinguished!
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Post by ChrisB on May 29, 2015 7:39:54 GMT
Why does Russia celebrate the October Revolution in November?
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Post by danielquinn on May 29, 2015 9:24:48 GMT
Julian Calendar
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Post by Stratmangler on May 29, 2015 10:42:17 GMT
Julian would be better off buying a more up to date calendar, don'tcha think?  |
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 12:10:32 GMT
'I before E, except after C' unless you live in Leicester
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Post by Mr Whippy on May 29, 2015 18:54:20 GMT
Should I eat that other packet of Jammie Dodgers (Berry Blasts) - or leave them for the 'morra?
I'm in a quandary.
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Post by Mr Whippy on May 29, 2015 19:02:08 GMT
Julian would be better off buying a more up to date calendar, don'tcha think? Maybe a one with fewer holes in it. |
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