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Post by Chris on Sept 27, 2014 19:20:48 GMT
If Whoopy Goldberg was to marry Gerard Depardiue would she be Whoopy doopydo?
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Post by ChrisB on Dec 18, 2014 8:22:23 GMT
Can you help me with this jigsaw puzzle?
What is it supposed to look like when it's finished?
Well, it's meant to look like this tiger in the picture on the box. So, do you think you can you help?
Yes. Put the Frosties back in the box.
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Post by ChrisB on Mar 26, 2015 8:26:05 GMT
I wonder who keeps stealing the spare baby from the baby changing room?
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Post by Chris on Mar 31, 2015 8:07:55 GMT
With supermarkets being open 24/7 7 days a week why have they got doors?
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Post by ChrisB on Apr 17, 2015 7:30:11 GMT
When did a function become a functionality?
...and why?
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Post by MartinT on Apr 17, 2015 8:08:29 GMT
Why did transport become transportation?
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Post by danielquinn on Apr 17, 2015 11:46:48 GMT
With supermarkets being open 24/7 7 days a week why have they got doors? To keep the rain out . Occupiers Liability Act 1957- An occupier must take all reasonable steps to ensure invited visitors are not placed at foreseeble risk of injury . |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2015 16:21:20 GMT
Why's Hifi so addictive??
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Post by MartinT on Apr 17, 2015 16:24:32 GMT
Error: invalid question.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2015 17:20:32 GMT
Nope just too difficult to answer ay Martin  |
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Post by MartinT on Apr 17, 2015 19:36:23 GMT
You got me |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2015 19:44:02 GMT
You got me |
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Post by ChrisB on Apr 19, 2015 7:45:41 GMT
I've got to apply for a visa waiver for my upcoming trip to the US- this used to be a hurried job done with a little green card on the plane or in a busy transit area of an airport but you have to do it online before you travel now. I always stopped when I read the question that goes something like "Have you ever been arrested or convicted of a crime involving moral turpitude?" I always wondered if the average person who has been guilty of such an offence would know what moral turpitude is? Glad to see that they have changed the wording now and those people who have..... .....needn't be so confused! |
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Post by MartinT on Apr 19, 2015 9:14:13 GMT
I always loved that phrase. You still have to fill in the customs form on the aeroplane. The Americans love their bureaucracy.
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Post by stanleyb on Apr 19, 2015 9:41:20 GMT
Hamilton first, Vettel second. Maldonado to crash.
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Post by MartinT on Apr 19, 2015 11:00:49 GMT
That third item barely rates as a prediction!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2015 16:02:49 GMT
Hamilton first, Vettel second. Maldonado to crash. Pretty much the same as every race - meaning Maldonado  |
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Post by ChrisB on Apr 24, 2015 5:43:42 GMT
Why aren't any of the Labour leaders family supporting him in the election campaign? I can understand why his brother David might want to decline, but you'd think Steve Miller Band and Glen Miller Band would offer a bit of help.
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Post by Mr Whippy on Apr 27, 2015 19:33:26 GMT
I could do with some new pans…
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 18:36:23 GMT
Why do the nicest clients have yo be the furthest away??
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