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Post by Stratmangler on Aug 23, 2014 0:52:46 GMT
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Post by ChrisB on Aug 23, 2014 7:18:38 GMT
I wonder why the word phonetic is spelled like that?
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Post by Dave on Aug 23, 2014 7:51:55 GMT
Why aren't people who regulate the restaurant industry called 'nom-nom-nombudsmen'?  |
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Post by Dave on Aug 23, 2014 7:56:41 GMT
Surely Virgin need to change their name as they are used regularly by millions of people...
Why are hamburgers made from cows?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2014 8:20:49 GMT
Surely Virgin need to change their name as they are used regularly by millions of people...
Why are hamburgers made from cows?
Why does my Jack Daniels not come sandwiched between two delicious chocolate flavoured biscuits? Is Dave just trying to be the first to reach 1000 posts? |
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Post by Chris on Aug 23, 2014 18:42:17 GMT
If you ate yourself would you get bigger or smaller?
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Post by jammy on Aug 24, 2014 3:00:10 GMT
"Thank Christ it's Choppers eve".
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2014 6:57:26 GMT
If you join a swingers club, do you have to be an active member?
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Post by DaveC on Aug 25, 2014 13:56:31 GMT
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
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Post by Dave on Aug 25, 2014 14:31:57 GMT
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding Flaky fibre cabling, eh? Are you getting 'snap, crackle, and pop' on the line? Expecting a rather 'Frostie' reply... |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2014 15:24:28 GMT
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding Flaky fibre cabling, eh? Are you getting 'snap, crackle, and pop' on the line? Expecting a rather 'Frostie' reply... The PR company got the wrong USB!! |
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Post by Chris on Aug 25, 2014 19:01:03 GMT
Do you think those that pump animals pick good looking ones?
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Post by Dave on Aug 25, 2014 20:49:35 GMT
I've never understood why people need water diners they should speak to me instead. Whenever I take a drill to the floorboards I'm guaranteed to strike lucky...
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Post by DaveC on Aug 26, 2014 10:43:28 GMT
If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it
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Post by MartinT on Aug 26, 2014 20:11:11 GMT
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Post by dvh on Aug 26, 2014 23:35:17 GMT
Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away and they'll be barefoot.
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Post by DaveC on Aug 27, 2014 7:05:00 GMT
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2014 11:44:38 GMT
There's a meeting on schizophrenia at the town hall tonight.
I've half a mind to go.
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Post by Chris on Aug 27, 2014 15:56:07 GMT
Hoi! Leave out the jokes about mental illness!!
I used to be schizophrenic but we're awrite now.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2014 16:51:02 GMT
Hoi! Leave out the jokes about mental illness!! I used to be schizophrenic but we're awrite now. Yeah, two in every one person has this problem  |
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