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Post by Dave on Aug 2, 2014 14:02:44 GMT
I wonder whether Saruman or Sauron ever had problems with junk mail...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2014 15:17:16 GMT
I wonder whether Saruman or Sauron ever had problems with junk mail... Bilbo would gnome but he ent telling. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2014 15:32:27 GMT
Probably had more trouble with trolls.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2014 15:56:31 GMT
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, your going to have to help me. Every morning I wake up convinced that I wrote Lord of the Rings."
The doctor nods and replies, "Don't worry, you've just been Tolkien in your sleep."
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Post by Chris on Aug 2, 2014 18:14:33 GMT
See the bloke that invented Allen keys.....
Was he really called Alan?
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Post by Chris on Aug 2, 2014 18:15:02 GMT
When you delete an email where does it go?
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Post by Chris on Aug 2, 2014 18:16:31 GMT
I'm off to google Saruman and Saurom now and kid on I know what you mean....
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Post by prestonchipfryer on Aug 3, 2014 7:49:38 GMT
A giraffe walks into a bar and says: ''The hi-balls are on me''.
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Post by jammy on Aug 22, 2014 1:42:13 GMT
Are Folks on the Naim forum realy Brainwashed.
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Post by MartinT on Aug 22, 2014 1:51:18 GMT
American TV is unremitting shit, so how are 79 channels of it any improvement?
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Post by ChrisB on Aug 22, 2014 6:09:49 GMT
God, I've spent some hours sitting in motel rooms in the states looking for something.....anything of interest to watch! I remember one night in a place in Utah when I found a sales channel with a three hour programme dedicated to bringing its yearning viewership a wide and scintillating variety of exotic and astonishingly collectable hunting and camping knives. The cutlery version of those awful commemorative plates!
Then, to my incredulity, I discovered that a rival channel, just a click of the remote away, was doing exactly the same thing!
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Post by prestonchipfryer on Aug 22, 2014 15:59:12 GMT
Why isn't there any aspirin to be found in forests? Paracetamol.
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Post by danielquinn on Aug 22, 2014 16:07:51 GMT
American TV is unremitting shit, so how are 79 channels of it any improvement? You surely jest and in my submission i respectfully suggest you read your own posts on another thread about television.  |
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Post by Dave on Aug 22, 2014 17:02:43 GMT
Will the DFS sale ever end?
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Post by Chris on Aug 22, 2014 18:58:25 GMT
What's the vegetarian alternative to oral sex?
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Post by MartinT on Aug 22, 2014 20:19:28 GMT
American TV is unremitting shit, so how are 79 channels of it any improvement? You surely jest and in my submission i respectfully suggest you read your own posts on another thread about television. I was talking about broadcast TV here in DC. Ads every 5 minutes designed to dissolve your brain. 3 news items rolling around incessantly on CNN. The rest of the world doesn't exist. I wasn't talking about their drama. |
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Post by Chris on Aug 22, 2014 20:22:35 GMT
Can you only buy eclairs online?  |
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Post by jammy on Aug 22, 2014 20:34:24 GMT
Was WD40 realy inveted by Wullie Duncan. ?
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Post by ChrisB on Aug 22, 2014 21:42:16 GMT
You surely jest and in my submission i respectfully suggest you read your own posts on another thread about television. :) I was talking about broadcast TV here in DC. Ads every 5 minutes designed to dissolve your brain. 3 news items rolling around incessantly on CNN. The rest of the world doesn't exist. I wasn't talking about their drama. The worst thing about the adverts (as if their mere presence weren't bad enough) is that on some channels there is no acknowledgement of their presence. One frame has a character finishing his sentence and in the next frame someone is trying to sell you feminine hygiene products. |
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Post by MartinT on Aug 23, 2014 0:26:24 GMT
The worst thing about the adverts (as if their mere presence weren't bad enough) is that on some channels there is no acknowledgement of their presence. One frame has a character finishing his sentence and in the next frame someone is trying to sell you feminine hygiene products. Indeed, not to mention the insidious advertising of the next programme half way through the one you're watching, the ads after the opening credits and just before the rolling of the final credits, the jarring volume changes, the fact that all channels in the hotel are analogue, of shitty quality and non-widescreen on a widescreen TV, the complete lack of an on-screen guide or any way of knowing what's on and a hotel guide with channels that don't correspond. Our complete inability to find any news channel not talking about only three current news items is the icing on the cake. It's so hilariously, unremittingly unwatchable that it has become the talking point for days! |
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