Hey guys live here in London E16 near the Blackhole Tunnel A13 road, anything with wheels on 1 - 16 is driven by a killer that is blind to roads and other life forms. Where 20MPH roads signs have all lost a "0" so are wrong and traffic lights were left over from Christmas celebrations. And no U turn sign means "YOU can drive anyway YOU wish" But pavements are a new overtaking lane when there is a traffic line, and pedestrian are just a stain on the paint work.
But with the mayhem the population on mobile phone users walking and driving is dropping everyday, and the Fun for all directors are making money by recycling Tesco cardboard boxes as coffins.

Cynical ME no way.

So my question would be, what species of life form drives a Big stupid car for a tight city space.