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Post by MikeMusic on Sept 7, 2024 15:19:49 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Sept 7, 2024 15:22:38 GMT
Brilliant!
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Post by Slinger on Sept 7, 2024 15:26:17 GMT
I was talking to an ex-girlfriend this morning, and she called me a "sex machine".
Well, her actual words were, "YOU'RE A F*CKING TOOL", but I knew what she meant.
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Post by Slinger on Sept 7, 2024 22:30:38 GMT
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Post by nicholas on Sept 8, 2024 12:48:18 GMT
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Post by MikeMusic on Sept 8, 2024 14:39:22 GMT
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Post by MikeMusic on Sept 8, 2024 14:40:36 GMT
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Post by MartinT on Sept 8, 2024 15:01:12 GMT
I used to catch the No. 31 bus to Chelsea from where I lived in Camden, London.
It wasn't ginger, though.
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Post by nicholas on Sept 8, 2024 15:36:55 GMT
I used to catch the No. 31 bus to Chelsea from where I lived in Camden, London. It wasn't ginger, though. With all those cats aboard where were you able to find a seat? |
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Post by John on Sept 9, 2024 7:11:37 GMT
Here are some witty stereotypes of an audiophile:from chat GPT
The Cable Connoisseur: Believes that the £500 gold-plated cable "unlocks" hidden frequencies in a track.
The Format Fanatic: Insists vinyl is the only true way to listen to music, even though they still stream music on the sly when out and about.
The Purist: Will dismiss any song not in 24-bit FLAC as "unlistenable," even when it's just background music at a party.
The Decibel Dictator: Claims they can hear subtle differences in tracks that the rest of us don’t, despite the dog showing no signs of understanding either.
The Speaker Snob: Their sound system costs more than their car, and they will give a full demo to anyone who enters the house, whether they want it or not.
The Room-Treatment Guru: Has acoustic panels and bass traps everywhere but swears the placement of a single cushion will ruin the soundstage.
The Headphone Hermit: Owns a dozen pairs of headphones, each for a different genre or mood, yet still complains about the sound quality of live concerts.
The Playlist Perfectionist: Spends more time curating playlists to test different frequencies than actually listening to music for enjoyment.
The Vintage Enthusiast: Will go on a rant about how no modern equipment can match the "warmth" of their 1970s amplifier, which sounds fine once it warms up... eventually.
The Audiophile Evangelist: Loves converting others to the faith of high-res audio, eagerly pointing out how much they've been "missing" while casually ignoring their glazed-over expression.
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Post by MikeMusic on Sept 9, 2024 8:38:52 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Sept 9, 2024 12:58:10 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Sept 9, 2024 13:01:00 GMT
Here are some witty stereotypes of an audiophile:from chat GPT The Cable Connoisseur: Believes that the £500 gold-plated cable "unlocks" hidden frequencies in a track. The Format Fanatic: Insists vinyl is the only true way to listen to music, even though they still stream music on the sly when out and about. The Purist: Will dismiss any song not in 24-bit FLAC as "unlistenable," even when it's just background music at a party. The Decibel Dictator: Claims they can hear subtle differences in tracks that the rest of us don’t, despite the dog showing no signs of understanding either. The Speaker Snob: Their sound system costs more than their car, and they will give a full demo to anyone who enters the house, whether they want it or not. The Room-Treatment Guru: Has acoustic panels and bass traps everywhere but swears the placement of a single cushion will ruin the soundstage. The Headphone Hermit: Owns a dozen pairs of headphones, each for a different genre or mood, yet still complains about the sound quality of live concerts. The Playlist Perfectionist: Spends more time curating playlists to test different frequencies than actually listening to music for enjoyment. The Vintage Enthusiast: Will go on a rant about how no modern equipment can match the "warmth" of their 1970s amplifier, which sounds fine once it warms up... eventually. The Audiophile Evangelist: Loves converting others to the faith of high-res audio, eagerly pointing out how much they've been "missing" while casually ignoring their glazed-over expression. Excellent. We all know all of those don't we guys? Guys? Hey, stop hiding behind the furniture guys... |
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Post by MartinT on Sept 9, 2024 13:44:09 GMT
I'm not on there...
The Streaming Nutter.
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Post by MikeMusic on Sept 9, 2024 14:10:24 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Sept 9, 2024 14:19:39 GMT
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Post by MikeMusic on Sept 9, 2024 14:59:04 GMT
"played upon the integrity of the music industry"  |
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Post by petea on Sept 9, 2024 15:53:42 GMT
I'm not on there... The Streaming Nutter. You spelt screaming wrong, Martin!  |
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Post by MikeMusic on Sept 9, 2024 17:44:32 GMT
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Post by ChrisB on Sept 10, 2024 8:12:22 GMT
Here are some witty stereotypes of an audiophile:from chat GPT The Cable Connoisseur: Believes that the £500 gold-plated cable "unlocks" hidden frequencies in a track. The Format Fanatic: Insists vinyl is the only true way to listen to music, even though they still stream music on the sly when out and about. The Purist: Will dismiss any song not in 24-bit FLAC as "unlistenable," even when it's just background music at a party. The Decibel Dictator: Claims they can hear subtle differences in tracks that the rest of us don’t, despite the dog showing no signs of understanding either. The Speaker Snob: Their sound system costs more than their car, and they will give a full demo to anyone who enters the house, whether they want it or not. The Room-Treatment Guru: Has acoustic panels and bass traps everywhere but swears the placement of a single cushion will ruin the soundstage. The Headphone Hermit: Owns a dozen pairs of headphones, each for a different genre or mood, yet still complains about the sound quality of live concerts. The Playlist Perfectionist: Spends more time curating playlists to test different frequencies than actually listening to music for enjoyment. The Vintage Enthusiast: Will go on a rant about how no modern equipment can match the "warmth" of their 1970s amplifier, which sounds fine once it warms up... eventually. The Audiophile Evangelist: Loves converting others to the faith of high-res audio, eagerly pointing out how much they've been "missing" while casually ignoring their glazed-over expression. Excellent. We all know all of those don't we guys? Guys? Hey, stop hiding behind the furniture guys... That's a waste of words - I can think of a name that covers all of those conditions very nicely. Probably best not to share, though. |
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