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Post by mikeyb on Apr 2, 2023 18:40:38 GMT
I had a go at the driving theory test the other day and this was one of the questions. I'd definitely give them a wide berth 😂
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Post by nicholas on Apr 2, 2023 20:02:50 GMT
Alternate Meanings
1. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.
5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.
6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
17. Claptrap, n. A gonococcal throat infection.
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Post by nicholas on Apr 3, 2023 19:57:02 GMT
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Post by naim1425 on Apr 3, 2023 20:12:04 GMT
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Post by julesd68 on Apr 4, 2023 11:30:36 GMT
Just paid 4.35 for a takeaway cappuccino in Central London.
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Post by Slinger on Apr 4, 2023 13:10:20 GMT
Just paid 4.35 for a takeaway cappuccino in Central London. I am forced to say, more bloody fool you, and everyone else, for paying it.
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 4, 2023 14:43:48 GMT
Madam never understood why I took sandwiches and a flask of tea with me when I was out for a few hours.
One day we were going oop North and stopped into a place for refreshments We queued to be served The tea was hot water on supplied teabag (!) Tasteless rubbish Buns or cakes to go with were similarly uninspiring
Cost was ridiculous
Never again
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Post by Slinger on Apr 4, 2023 15:27:12 GMT
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Post by nicholas on Apr 4, 2023 16:15:53 GMT
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Post by naim1425 on Apr 4, 2023 18:20:44 GMT
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Post by MartinT on Apr 5, 2023 6:54:03 GMT
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Post by naim1425 on Apr 5, 2023 7:36:25 GMT
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 5, 2023 16:02:56 GMT
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Post by naim1425 on Apr 5, 2023 19:29:53 GMT
Local butcher competes with Greggs meat free sausage roll !
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Post by nicholas on Apr 5, 2023 20:37:24 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Apr 5, 2023 21:14:20 GMT
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Post by naim1425 on Apr 5, 2023 21:59:40 GMT
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 6, 2023 10:04:51 GMT
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Post by MartinT on Apr 6, 2023 10:41:34 GMT
I have certainly witnessed Mum to Daughter calls lasting over 2h. I questioned how they could have anything left to talk about, suggesting that their word bags must be empty. I got rebuffed.
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 6, 2023 11:00:27 GMT
I have witnessed similar an hour or two after they were together for days
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