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Post by MartinT on Sept 30, 2017 18:16:10 GMT
Get a ticket quick, while your luck's in!
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Post by MikeMusic on Oct 1, 2017 11:20:16 GMT
This *is* a parallel universe. Amazing. Great news Paul. As Martin says buy that lottery ticket, no wait buy a load and one for me please !  |
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Post by MikeMusic on Oct 2, 2017 17:36:36 GMT
You probably know
Location, location location on TV
This is what the EPG had to say about it
Property rampers Kirstie Allsopp and disgraced ex-bankrupt business failure Phil Spencer encourage gullible fools to overspend on overpriced shelter
Not so subtle opinion
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2017 13:08:26 GMT
This is the best one ive heard all year & please respond so we can all have a good laugh. My brother in law said dont fill your car petrol tank right up because the weight will make the car use more fuel  |
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Post by MartinT on Oct 4, 2017 13:11:32 GMT
Well, it would - but the effect will be so tiny that it's silly to worry about it.
I fill mine right up every time as I don't wish to visit petrol stations more often than I have to.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2017 13:21:36 GMT
Aye you would waste more petrol out of the drip from the end of the Station filler  |
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Post by ChrisB on Oct 4, 2017 13:23:30 GMT
Once upon a time, after a budget when there was a big lift in the price of petrol a contractor who was working for me announced that no matter how high the price went, he would still only put a tenner's worth in his car - the bastards weren't getting their hands on any more of his money whatever happened.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2017 13:29:18 GMT
It cost about £45 to fill our car up. £25 lasts her about 2 Weeks for where she goes. To be honest he is bone idle & wont go to work, i told him your just feeding the other half a load of sh*t so she wont fill it up & spend money. 
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Post by MikeMusic on Oct 4, 2017 16:17:40 GMT
Always best to fill up when the weather has been cold, rather than hot, I read once as the volume will be greater.
Not sure how much difference it makes when the tanks are below ground though....
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Post by ChrisB on Oct 4, 2017 23:23:47 GMT
The PM's speach today.
Am I the only one who saw the stage set falling apart and thought it was karma that gave May a big F-off?
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Post by Stratmangler on Oct 4, 2017 23:44:42 GMT
The PM's speach today. Am I the only one who saw the stage set falling apart and thought it was karma that gave May a big F-off?  You, of all people!? What is a speach? |
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Post by MartinT on Oct 5, 2017 5:38:11 GMT
It's a keyboard error. The wrong key responded to a command all of its own.
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Post by ChrisB on Oct 5, 2017 5:44:43 GMT
Yoo can't tuch me, copper. That's owt of yor guress diction. If yoo hve got a probblim wiv it then yoo kin cawl yor maytes in th Deephartment of Speling and Orto-currecshun.
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Post by MikeMusic on Oct 5, 2017 8:10:56 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2017 10:37:06 GMT
Or dont give two hoots about what people say regarding your Grammar/Spelling. Spell it right or wrong, people still know what it says.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2017 10:45:06 GMT
Has anyone ever heard this, i hear it a lot from where i come from.
An example: 'I AM OK I AM'! is this something that people do nationwide of maybe just from where i cometh from? & does it have a name. 'I AM GOING OUT TONIGHT I AM' Why state that you are going out at the start & the finish of the sentence!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2017 10:54:46 GMT
Or dont give two hoots about what people say regarding your Grammar/Spelling. Spell it right or wrong, people still know what it says. That's usually my policy, or like Chris has done above, right something even more incomprehensible  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2017 10:55:57 GMT
Has anyone ever heard this, i hear it a lot from where i come from. An example: 'I AM OK I AM'! is this something that people do nationwide of maybe just from where i cometh from? & does it have a name. 'I AM GOING OUT TONIGHT I AM' Why state that you are going out at the start & the finish of the sentence! I've heard it, yes, usually by the modern Chav generation that like to sound cool, but usually end up looking like complete tossers! |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2017 10:58:35 GMT
New name for it then PARROT TALK |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2017 11:02:23 GMT
hehe or Chav speak, which I have heard banded about before.
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