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Post by julesd68 on Apr 14, 2020 21:50:11 GMT
A humorous appendage to an ebay advert -
< Atchung !! : Collection in person only,cash on collection £50 notes brand new only, must be washed and desinfected, bank notes must be count with the eyes closed to the end, if opened for any reason recount must be restart or transaction will be cancelled on the spot. Cv-19 negative certified by WHO only on collection. >
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Post by speedysteve on Apr 16, 2020 18:21:33 GMT
References to current and retired players spice it up - if you're a tennis fan.
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Post by jandl100 on Apr 16, 2020 18:28:32 GMT
from the BBC -- 'Plans to allow MPs to take part in some Parliamentary business virtually have been approved by the body responsible for administration in the Commons. The House of Commons Commission said ministers will be quizzed via Zoom for the first time in the House's 700-year history.' www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-52299514============= I somehow doubt whether they would have been able to be quizzed via Zoom for most of the last 700 years
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Post by MartinT on Apr 16, 2020 18:42:33 GMT
And they chose to use Zoom, with its well advertised security issues.
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Post by MartinT on Apr 17, 2020 20:16:04 GMT
I would love thejuicefactory to create a few UK 'government' ads.
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Post by julesd68 on Apr 17, 2020 21:50:35 GMT
Brilliant. They've really done a job there!
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 18, 2020 10:37:27 GMT
UK Gov Ad
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 18, 2020 10:41:03 GMT
Talking over where we put water butts to collect the most rainwater.
I suggested the house has a lot more water than the garage
The boss
No it can't as part of the roof is flat
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Post by brettj on Apr 19, 2020 9:42:35 GMT
Apparently Keith Richards has tested positive for everything except Covid-19.
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 19, 2020 9:58:41 GMT
Apparently Keith Richards has tested positive for everything except Covid-19. Landed on him and died
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 20, 2020 14:45:22 GMT
An old Yorkshire man lies on his deathbed, breath laboured, visibly weakening.
"Is my wife here?" he asks.
"Yes Bert, I’m here standing next to you." she answers.
"Are my children here?" he asks.
"Yes, dad, we’re here." they answer.
"Are my grandchildren here?" he asks.
"Yes, grandpa, we’re all here." many small voices answer.
"Then why is the light still on in the kitchen?"
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Post by MartinT on Apr 23, 2020 8:33:07 GMT
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 23, 2020 15:00:29 GMT
Super fast scooter
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Post by MartinT on Apr 26, 2020 15:38:05 GMT
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Post by MartinT on Apr 26, 2020 20:23:04 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Apr 26, 2020 22:00:28 GMT
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Post by MikeMusic on Apr 27, 2020 11:36:21 GMT
linkJust when I thought I had this image copying right
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Post by MartinT on Apr 27, 2020 16:25:17 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Apr 27, 2020 16:59:38 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Apr 27, 2020 17:10:08 GMT
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