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Post by jandl100 on Dec 25, 2019 9:13:22 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Dec 25, 2019 19:28:53 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Dec 25, 2019 19:36:24 GMT
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Post by jandl100 on Dec 25, 2019 21:32:32 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Dec 26, 2019 13:59:53 GMT
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Post by jandl100 on Dec 27, 2019 7:55:28 GMT
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Post by MikeMusic on Dec 27, 2019 11:47:31 GMT
Email from Plusnet today
"Watching more Football your New Year's resolution?"
Er no
(sign up for BT sport...)
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Post by MartinT on Dec 27, 2019 12:18:27 GMT
I got the same e-mail, too!
Interesting definition of more = anything above zero.
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Post by MikeMusic on Dec 27, 2019 15:27:37 GMT
I'm staying at zero ! I bet you are too  |
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Post by MikeMusic on Dec 27, 2019 16:11:21 GMT
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Post by MikeMusic on Dec 28, 2019 11:11:17 GMT
Don't like heights.
How about you ?
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Post by ChrisB on Dec 28, 2019 11:15:29 GMT
You don't like heights?
Try this for size!
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Post by MikeMusic on Dec 28, 2019 12:19:03 GMT
My stomach turns over when I look down from the top of a not that tall building.
Won't ever be going hang gliding
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Post by Slinger on Dec 28, 2019 14:46:28 GMT
Did you know...
that 80% of married men cannot fall asleep after sex because they still have to drive home?
that 2017 was a record year for nightmares featuring a naked Donald Trump?
that there is a species of antelope that can jump higher than the average house. This is due to its powerful rear legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
a 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. (That one's actually true).
you need to be considered to be a "real bastard" by at least two people before you can be assassinated instead of just murdered?
that he aeroplane that Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper, and Ritchie Valens all died in was named "American Pie," which is where Don McLean got the title for his song. (Another true one).
that many political jokes end up being elected.
that if you take up running at the age of 65, and run just one mile per day until you're 75, nobody will have a clue where you are?
that Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. (Another true one to finish on.)
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Post by MikeMusic on Dec 28, 2019 15:28:19 GMT
Worked out why Digby, short arse, long haired miniature Dachshund is always wetter than all the other dogs after a walk
when I saw him trotting along the bottom of a very wet ditch.
Not across or through it, *along* it for some distance
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Post by Slinger on Dec 28, 2019 16:30:45 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Dec 28, 2019 23:50:41 GMT
This glass bridge in China has its own, built in, SFX, as this guy found out...
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Post by MartinT on Dec 29, 2019 1:02:04 GMT
That's just cruel!
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Post by Slinger on Dec 29, 2019 19:50:40 GMT
11 years ago today my mate James came running out of the room with tears down his face shouting "its a boy, its a boy"
We never went to Thailand again.
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Post by rfan8312 on Dec 29, 2019 21:01:02 GMT
Haha
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