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Post by jandl100 on Dec 8, 2019 8:03:26 GMT
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Post by MikeMusic on Dec 8, 2019 10:51:58 GMT
 Love that Jerry, thanks for posting |
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Post by MikeMusic on Dec 8, 2019 10:53:43 GMT
The boss has gone to see her grand daughters.
Abbreviating their names I accidentally came up with
A visit to A & E
Like that. Will use in future
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Post by MikeMusic on Dec 8, 2019 16:53:50 GMT
Might be photoshopped.....  |
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Post by Slinger on Dec 8, 2019 17:02:05 GMT
Be honest, if somebody had told you that Nigel Farage's looks have improved with age you'd have called them a liar.  |
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Post by jandl100 on Dec 8, 2019 21:58:32 GMT
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Post by Eduardo Wobblechops on Dec 8, 2019 22:53:53 GMT
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Post by Eduardo Wobblechops on Dec 8, 2019 23:18:47 GMT
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Post by Chris on Dec 9, 2019 14:23:28 GMT
I love a good f*ck up at work. You know when folk make a right boo boo
Well,this one made me laugh but keep it to yourselves.
2 of the guys f*cking about on the platform beside us hit an emergency shut down switch. No idea why. We are all told not to unless it's a REAL emergency. This wasn't. Personally I think it was boredom combined with an irresistible button.
Anyway,it's the biggest f*ck up at work I've ever seen - cost to Total...hmmm...various estimates starting at £9million and could be as much as £60million.
Led to a comma blackout and I don't think we'll be seeing the two guys back.
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Post by MartinT on Dec 9, 2019 15:39:11 GMT
Did the button have "DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON" written beside it?
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Post by MikeMusic on Dec 9, 2019 16:16:46 GMT
The money involved in oil is beyond comprehension.
In another place they would find themselves nudged off into the sea
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Post by Slinger on Dec 9, 2019 18:34:34 GMT
I've just had a lot of bad news. It seems that standing in a queue at the kebab shop for 30 minutes does not counteract the calories in the kebab, and eating cheese straight from the fridge does not mean it contains zero calories because it hasn't touched a plate. Also, eating a bar of chocolate with a diet coke does not mean that they cancel each other out, and food does have calories when you eat it from someone else's plate. That's my diet buggered then.
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Post by petea on Dec 9, 2019 18:45:46 GMT
Try the deep fried mince pie diet on the 'healthy eating' thread. It is working wonders for Jules - or have I not been reading it right?!  |
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Post by MartinT on Dec 10, 2019 15:13:08 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Dec 10, 2019 15:39:12 GMT
Probably it's the owners of the private island upon which the volcano is situated who are being investigated. They might be having words with GeoNet too... SOURCE |
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Post by MartinT on Dec 10, 2019 16:00:05 GMT
I did wonder. What happened to the concept of 'at your own risk'?
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Post by MikeMusic on Dec 10, 2019 21:26:36 GMT
From my very non pc mate....
Not one of my normal messages.
Bit more serious.
If anybody knows of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can they let me know, I need to borrow some chairs. 🤞👍
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Post by Chris on Dec 10, 2019 21:51:59 GMT
From my very non pc mate.... Not one of my normal messages. Bit more serious. If anybody knows of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can they let me know, I need to borrow some chairs. 🤞👍 Got tutted at at work for saying that. Just by one guy. Bit of a sore point I think |
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Post by Eduardo Wobblechops on Dec 10, 2019 22:19:05 GMT
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Post by Firebottle on Dec 11, 2019 8:11:32 GMT
That's not Nick is it?
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