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Post by Slinger on Mar 9, 2019 14:41:38 GMT
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Post by jandl100 on Mar 10, 2019 7:49:42 GMT
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Post by jandl100 on Mar 10, 2019 7:51:42 GMT
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Post by jandl100 on Mar 10, 2019 8:07:44 GMT
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Post by jandl100 on Mar 10, 2019 8:32:04 GMT
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Post by tim1750 on Mar 10, 2019 16:50:20 GMT
My wife asked me to pick up something for pancakes, so I picked up a push-up bra
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Post by Slinger on Mar 10, 2019 19:16:15 GMT
I was reminded today of some graffiti that appeared on a wall at (going by memory) Loughborough University, back in the seventies. It read...
Yesterday I couldn't even spell enjineer, and now I are one.
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Post by jandl100 on Mar 11, 2019 7:31:49 GMT
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Post by MartinT on Mar 11, 2019 7:36:39 GMT
Reminds me of the question I like asking our students: what is our nearest star? Not one has ever answered the question correctly. Still makes me giggle.
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Post by Slinger on Mar 11, 2019 14:11:41 GMT
Reminds me of the question I like asking our students: what is our nearest star? Not one has ever answered the question correctly. Still makes me giggle. Give 'em a clue, Martin. Append "...and it isn't, as some people think, Proxima Centauri." just to watch the puzzlement escalate.
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Post by MartinT on Mar 11, 2019 16:49:13 GMT
Sometimes I vary it with "I've seen nuclear fusion several times".
"You can't have!!!"
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Post by MartinT on Mar 11, 2019 16:50:34 GMT
...but when I claim that "I've stood on a nuclear reactor" I'm actually telling the truth!
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Post by jandl100 on Mar 12, 2019 9:15:23 GMT
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Post by rfan8312 on Mar 12, 2019 13:08:22 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Mar 12, 2019 14:41:53 GMT
And, according to string theory, the string will be tied around his nuts and held by both women, and, oddly, by him and everyone else too.
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Post by MartinT on Mar 12, 2019 14:42:40 GMT
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Post by jandl100 on Mar 13, 2019 6:16:27 GMT
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Post by jandl100 on Mar 13, 2019 19:43:03 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Mar 13, 2019 21:21:47 GMT
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Post by jandl100 on Mar 14, 2019 7:15:58 GMT
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