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Post by MikeMusic on Nov 9, 2019 11:03:54 GMT
Perhaps influenced by my liking of Bajofondo who use an accordion to great effect Stepson said he wanted an *Accordion* for his birthday That made me laugh anyway Card from his other half read "Now you are of a certain age you should act accordionly"
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Post by julesd68 on Nov 9, 2019 11:38:50 GMT
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Post by MikeMusic on Nov 9, 2019 12:21:17 GMT
Next up
Underwear inspection for all prison visitors.
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Post by Slinger on Nov 9, 2019 13:13:30 GMT
Sorry? What? Wearing a bra, which could perhaps be used to HIDE illicit items is preferable? And inappropriate contact? Whether through a bra or not, a grope is a grope, surely? Perhaps I'm just misinterpreting the complete and utter load of old cobblers the Prison Service spouted? For anyone who missed Extinction Rebellion spraying the Treasury building red, or attempting to...
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Post by mikeyb on Nov 9, 2019 14:59:09 GMT
I think you'll find that the reason it helps to be wearing a bra/underwear during a search is that they haven't asked the person to strip naked which is probably not allowed. Can you imagine the outrage if that happened
You'll find that if they ask the person about to be searched if they are wearing underwear and they say they aren't then they can't search them.
That's why finding illicit stuff is easier if they ARE wearing underwear, simple really 😉
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Post by Slinger on Nov 9, 2019 15:56:16 GMT
Maybe "laugh" is the wrong word though...
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Post by MartinT on Nov 9, 2019 18:57:17 GMT
Agreed!
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Post by jandl100 on Nov 9, 2019 20:36:57 GMT
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Post by jandl100 on Nov 9, 2019 20:46:48 GMT
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Post by MartinT on Nov 10, 2019 10:16:28 GMT
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Post by petea on Nov 10, 2019 10:31:20 GMT
Ah yes, one of the mate Mr Manning's classic (and non-controversial) jokes.
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Post by Chris on Nov 10, 2019 19:01:10 GMT
Mrs Chris falling asleep today holding a full cup of coffee. It went all over her.
Should really have given her a nudge and woken her but...I'm a dick.
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Post by MikeMusic on Nov 10, 2019 21:25:27 GMT
Hard, those Scots
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Post by MartinT on Nov 11, 2019 13:27:24 GMT
Which is Ladies and which is Gents?
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Post by MartinT on Nov 11, 2019 13:29:07 GMT
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Post by MartinT on Nov 11, 2019 13:32:21 GMT
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Post by Slinger on Nov 11, 2019 13:34:53 GMT
Oh look, a tantalus for toilet tissue.
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Post by MartinT on Nov 11, 2019 15:25:08 GMT
I had to look it up
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Post by MartinT on Nov 11, 2019 15:27:29 GMT
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Post by MartinT on Nov 11, 2019 15:29:15 GMT
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